ASTRID

"The Deathless Menace" ASTRID: Universal Character Bio forsheisastrid.carrd.co

You're biased, pipe down!

UGH! I've dated 'Gods' before. They're rubbish. Very me-me-me all the time and attention. It was honestly so tiring! I'm laying there looking all perfect and wanting to cause mischief and they're all like 'oh I fear Ragnarok is coming'. Yeah whatever, diva. Get a REAL hobby.

Get Deathless with me.

Oh no! Did the plan go a little bit wrong for everyone? Quite the oopsie-daisy, but unfortunately your Immortal Shes were centuries ahead. Thanks for hosting the chaos, Greccy Graps, but much like the last orgy I hosted, I lasted FAR longer than everyone else.

Come back to me when you've lived a thousand years and still look this hot, babes. You've a bit of catching up to do in the mean time.

Hello, ordinary people. Let's get Deathless. The thing about Fight Forever is we're always centuries ahead of you...me more than Ronan, though. Line up, you filthy bitches. I'm not afraid to get down and dirty with a woman.

Already signed, babe! Signed today using my very own quill which I've kept since the 12th century and the back of my latest conquest as a table.

Ooh, is this about me coming to @HORIZONpwEfed to join my amazing bestie @Ronan_Jones?!?! Because I'm excited and interested too! What fun we're going to have! FIGHT FOREVER is coming!

If you're ever wondering what I'm doing while I'm not around- living forever, being hot, the usual.

Me, but whenever I look in the mirror.

Oh, you're going to be fun.