@FordRChris

Former:WWTBAM contestant, Olympic torch carrier, airline pilot. Current: The Worlds Foremost Expert, Head of @AMSTS & @SportsLogbook. Tweets in 🇬🇧🇪🇸🇮🇹🇩🇪

 Berlin, Germany
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Joined July 2009
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Lots of people are talking about my performance in the NCAA Tournament
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Yearly reminder again to start playing Death Cab’s Transatlanticism album at 11:59:11 PM so that you can hear Ben Gibbard say “So this is the New Year” at 12:00:00 AM
Chris Ford@FordRChris31 Dec 2023
Yearly reminder again to start playing Death Cab’s Transatlanticism album at 11:59:11 PM so that you can hear Ben Gibbard say “So this is the New Year” at 12:00:00 AM
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If you’re missing me here, try that other app where I am at ChrisFord.io
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Walking down the street and an Italian guy is on the phone with his wife: “How about I make a carbonara. You are always complaining so I get the ingredients and do it myself” She seems to agree “What kind of pasta should I get? Normally it’s spaghetti. Don’t try anything else”
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Cc @ItalianComments
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It’s pretty wild that all everyone knows about cellular biology came from a meme ten plus years ago about the mitochondria.
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.@DB_Bahn was ist los mit diese neue Captcha, ich kann nicht anmelden (und ein Zugfahrt kaufen). Try innovating your trains on time first before pushing the envelope with Captcha. Ich liebe wie schwierig sie machen, um tickets zu kaufen. Wahnsinn.
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Like I said, the European mind fundamentally can’t grasp the pep rally
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The European mind has no way of, at any fundamental level, comprehending this.
Dallas Texas TV
@DallasTexasTV20 Sep 2024
The pep rally at Allen High School today 🤯
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German life hack, just take your birthday/Christmas presents directly to Rossman or DM and use their free wrapping paper. There’s nothing that says you can’t.
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I take back everything I have ever said about Germans not being creative thinkers.
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Ran 8 miles before work today using this little known trick (I don’t have a job).
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It’s amazing to me that there is absolutely no discourse on banning smoking in Germany. Freaking Greece has managed to do it yet it seems politically impossible in Germany for some reason.
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Is it time for me to join TikTok
20%Yes
0%Yes when it’s digested
80%Bro you’re almost 40 wtf
5 votes • Final results
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At the Potato Festival and all these people are walking around struggling to carry giant sacks of potatoes I feel like it’s the 17th century already.
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Get Up Kids coming to Berlin 👀👀👀
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<Factory meme> Well, I guess we doin’ pet peeves now
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Guys you can’t even make serviceable regular bagels let’s not run before we walk
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More. Seriously
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I don’t want to read the story about the time you walked through the deserts of Namibia to find the perfect smashburger in the suburbs of Windhoek, I just want to see the fucking recipe.
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Wife and I booked an Airbnb out in the country and I had big plans of sitting outside and grilling and finally getting a chance to sit down and read all day. I grab my kindle to head outside, and as i pick it up, I hear a crack. It’s literally the Twilight Zone episode.
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