Fielded

trying to believe that i am externally youthful and beautiful as a solo femme musician trying to grow my audience AND a facialist trying to build my books at this time in the world makes me want to walk into the ocean with rocks sewn into my pockets dead ass

I write a substack, mostly about my heart breaking open and the evolution of the manifesting mind (plus some tea): fielded.substack.com/p/the-h…

please please please stop using AI for relationship advice

if you’ve got beef with me then i should break the news to you that you’ve got beef with an absolute angel

i have a crush on a dallas chiropractor on instagram i am so fckn cooked

jesters get pussy haters get smote

people that let the toilet paper touch the floor for the following person are MONSTERS

if one more Queens-adjacent edgelord DMs me i’m going to start shaving Ridgewood men’s moustaches off at neighborhood bars

they are literally playing acoustic prog as the hold music for my dog’s vet

just another trailblazing femme in STEM (Sensually Tantalizing Electronic Music) looking for her dreamboat in TECH (Too Engrossed to Cheat on Her)

who’s gonna match my FREAK!? bro, who is gonna match my JESTER!!!!

i’m like if kate bush did a lot of whip its in high school and liked the red hot chili peppers enough to get a tattoo of their lyrics

get outta the kitchen and let god cook, bro

making an album with elizabeth holmes

i didn’t say “microprocessors” on stage in Boston ONCE and now i have clinical depression 😔

nathan fielded

meeting to discuss more videos today with @dr_slurp_ 🔥 i love acting someone tell benny safdie i wanna play a maniac in his next joint