me after realizing that im a real adult and that my childhood is really over:

I love seeing these videos on my timeline

😭😭😭 get away from me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

if you can go months without talking to me but hit me up when it’s time for your birthday, fuck you, your birthday and everybody else born the same month as you

when do y’all start decorating for Christmas

nah, you can’t tell someone like me you’re going to do something and not do it. because im going to label you, your family, your friends, your coworkers, your neighbors, EVERYBODY associated to you as a liar