The Tramp Stamper
Glorious Florida
Joined November 2010
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BAD NEWS: Splashed in fish sauce with *him* nearby. Now, “I never like that. It smells bad makes the whole house smell bad. I never like it when you put that in”
“I put it in like 50% of the meals”
“No, no I’d never eat that stinky stuff”
“. . .”
“I’m angry at the smell”
This is why we can’t let their mean-spirited striver insectoid children come to our precious Southern state schools
In the south, a big evaluative personality trait that people use to decide whether they like you as a person or want to date you is being “sweet”. I have been disappointed to discover that in SF and NYC this is not taken into consideration at all. and in fact can sometimes be seen as weak. I was not prepared for the big city :(
“The $70 one from Harbor Freight he has at his job works great and what is wrong with me?”
The rant continues…
Haircare, jewelry, clothes, makeup, vacations, stuff for the kids, I can spend thousands& he doesn’t bat an eye. But apparently the $700 vacuum has to be returned with prejudiced bc “buying tools is not my domain& I should’ve asked first”
When my better-half wants to fix or install something he’s never done before, he calls the manufacturer& makes them stay on the line for hours walking him thru it. Very Boomer trait (complimentary)
Made my favorite breakfast—poached eggs on toast w/parmesan cream sauce& accidentally way over salted& OMG it was good. Reminded me of how I’d make fun of dad for pouring salt on his eggs till they’d crunch
In the car: the 7 yr-old’s adding& subtracting in various base systems. The 3 yr-old’s sucking spilled applesauce off his shirt