francessca crayon

Sorry I'm literally perfect and ideal there should be duplicates of me scattered on all corners of the earth so everyone around the world can enjoy me

The ultimate op is when someone in the gc reads something but doesn't say anything but then someone else says something and then they say st then after

My best friend's pregnant which means iyH I will get to play with an adorable baby whenever I want but also have no responsibilities it sounds so perf

My man gets genuinely distressed every time I buy new clothes, but shouldn’t he appreciate the fact that I’m strategically investing in my wardrobe now to minimize the financial burden on his credit card in the future???

I need to cockblock @JoFo112780 's homosexual friendship with my man

A game I like to play in my free time is gaslighting my mans about how he's not actually friends with someone he's actually friends with

Why is no one talking about how it's 70 degrees at the end of october

No because I literally can't

It's my goddamn Super Bowl (my best friend's @mapletree871 birthday)

Who do brits sound american when they sing

Wtf is a season 2 weight loss

Can't believe u removed me from a group chat @mapletree871

Roomate telepathy is booking the same 6:30 class without telling the other when we both haven't gone to a 6:30 ever in our lives @jollyjew1

I forgot how much I hate walking to Pilates in the cold

Wait because every time you open your mouth you are really fucking irritating

Everyone is annoying to me today don't talk to me

I've been working here one week and I've been walking around like I run this place bc I do tbh