
Author of the Patterns of Chaos series, proud Canadian, loving father. He/Him, #FuckTrump #FuckPoilievre
Nanaimo, British Columbia
Joined January 2021
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BREAKING: In tragic news, @elonmusk has not yet passed away from herpes today
Happy thanksgiving to all Americans.
Unless you’re MAGA. Then kindly fuck yourself. Especially President-Elect Fuckwit and his wife Elon.
Elon is so desperate to keep this hellsite afloat that he thinks regular people will take his dumbass black friday sale.
Or as he no doubt considers it, his apartheid labor sale. #ApartheidClyde
Hey did anyone remember to call @elonmusk a pathetic nepobaby today?
Daily reminder that this fucking hellsite is run by a nepobaby manchild with the weirdest looking junk ever.
Also,#FuckTrump
It’s that time of day again to remind everyone that ol’ #ApartheidClyde himself, @elonmusk, is a cisgendered nepo baby!
Daily reminder that @elonmusk is an unfunny twat who has never had a successful relationship, and should be kept as far away from government affairs as possible
Daily reminder!
Donald Trump is a piece of shit who rigged the election, and @elonmusk is a numbfuck nepobaby whose own mother called him developmentally disabled.
Just your daily reminder that @elonmusk is a cisgendered crybaby bitch
Hey Elon. Fuck yourself and your merry band of Nazis. Seriously, #apartheidclyde, you and that fuckstain Trump deserve each other
Fuck this platform, moving somewhere with bluer skies.
God this pisses me off when they’re like “With 0% of the polls in…yeah we’re calling this state.”
Brain dead monkey fucks.
Sorry my Southern Brothers, it’s for my own mental health.
Also, #FuckElon
Trump: “I want the kind of generals Hitler had!”
Anyone who’s opened a history text: “…constantly conspiring to assassinate you?”
#TrumpLovesHitler #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock



