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Impregnating my deer wife Groyper
I think some people just shouldn’t be allowed to be parents
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Random classics from yesterday
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I need a small loan of 10 billion
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Yall think Tonnie robbins would let put a bridle on him and ride him around corral
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Tricky Dick retweeted
BREAKING: Nearly all jobs added since Trump took office have gone to women
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jerk your corn for me
I didn’t believe it, so I had to look it up. It’s real.
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When can I get lazer eyes
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Happy Birthday Hilary!
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Men shouldn't wear lace under any circumstance
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The black gentleman at my local Wendy’s always calls me sir, is extremely well mannered, and always loads up my bag with extra sauces and napkins
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This is what teachers think about your white sons if you have them in public schools
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I wish girls were real
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Using my gun to scratch my massive nuts
using my gun to scratch my anus
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Happy Monday fellas guy and gals; Kill it
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Rural Texas continues to surprise me
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Why do gals care about a man's glutes?
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