Is Bicep Thursday a thing?

Played almost 3 hours of Mass Effect yesterday and got almost nothing done because I side quest too much. Full play through is going to take forever

Bringing back stream to do a full play through first time play through of Mass Effect 1-2-3 in honor of BioWare twitch.tv/macheai

Never post forearms so here you go

Bringing back pokebowls in the rotation

If your name is Lisa and you sell art, one of your client loves the shit outta you. Just spent 2 minutes listening to a voicemail of somebody that had the wrong number and this man was enamoured

People that use vertical tabs in browser are psychopaths

Thinking of coming to back to streaming to do a full mass effect play through since I never played it

If he brings out old school NY rappers to perform with him like Dre did, I'm fucking SOLD. Gimme Mos def, Rakim and Wu Tang Clan!

May a libido gap relationship never find me again

Lasagna

Making lasagna and had a thought. What if I make a french onion lasagna

Me & who

Ovulating all by yourself, beautiful?

Also made cinnamon toast crunch squares with a chocolate ganache drizzled on top

Date idea: you bedazzle my biceps and I kiss every single one of your tattoos while you tell me the lore behind them

Made kinder cookies

Because of the Helle trade a lot of people are going to learn how good of a player Dawson Mercer actually is and realize that the trade return was actually quite big

Imagine hating me and I’m just sitting on my couch playing Stardew Valley

Posting it for those who need biceps during Sunday blues

And for the lady perhaps a slow sunday with breakfast in bed and cuddles