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I scream every time a member touches me #txlege

Texas, USA
Joined May 2023
“Well I’ll tell you what you have to do, Ken. You’ll have to get a second job and kick out the mistresses living in one of your 15 homes and sell them.” #txlege
“So you spent $250 million dollars on a senate seat?” “That’s right Dave” “And what happened to that Senate seat?” “We lost by 12, Dave”
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James Talarico received *more early votes* then Paxton received in TOTAL This race was over before it began 😭
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I genuinely hope the Texas Republican Party reflects on why they lost so bad and use this opportunity to be better for the state as a whole in the future. #txlege
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MY GOVERNOR A WOMAN MY SENATOR A FREAK MY BURGER IS WHATA BLEXAS IS PEAK!!!!
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I haven’t seen MAGA this quiet since Zelenskyy hit a Russian data center.
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imagine telling your sweet innocent self from the 86th legislative session what would be in store for the 90th #txlege
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Ted Cruz is currently the only statewide Republican elected official in Texas. Republicans went from controlling every statewide elected office to just one in a single night.
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Welp. 🙂
If all statewide seats flip to Dems I’ll moan instead of screech this session. #txlege
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Give Millennials the ball. We’re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. We’ve got shit to fix.
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My life-long Republican Boomer Mother showed up to the polls this election with my future in mind and now I’m crying happy tears 💙 #txlege
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Lobbyists in Texas right now #txlege
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No. Tomorrow you burn the entire platform down, rebuild it, and replace every SREC member. You lost this. You dug in and you ignored all of the signs. The biggest rule was never becoming apathetic. You lost this and you OWN this. Remove yourself and let newer younger people rebuild this. GTFO of politics because you’re out of touch!
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I’m waking up struck by the amount of firsts with these midterm elections: -First black female governor in US history -First Muslim Senator -First openly gay Senator -First female Native American Governor -First female Native American Senator -First Latina Governor in Texas history -First female Governor in Ohio history -First elected female Senator in South Carolina history -First Black Governor in Florida history -First elected Latino governor in California history -First Kansas Democratic Senator this century/in 94 years -First Congress set up for Black Speaker of the House
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Could you imagine if the Democrats decided to pass the budget and Sine Die? That would be a BALLER move. #txlege
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i finally understand how this feels.
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The coming legislative session in Texas is going to be INCREDIBLY fluid - potentially fruitful from a policy perspective, but also chaotic. Everything we thought we knew about how the Capitol works (and how to work the Capitol) has been rendered obsolete. 🧵 #txlege
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Texas’ newly elected leadership and I’m here for it. HI BARBIE! #txlege
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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