Haki🐉FURDU

Forever chasing the most ludicrous outfit fathomable

Slenderman pictochat contest (I'm the top one:3)

Less then an hour at the con and I've chipped my front tooth

Why must clothes weigh so much and extra luggage cost even more AURGHHHHH

Haven't packed for furdu and I leave tomorrow. Just walked outside and scored a suitcase nicer then my current one, in my favourite colour, perfectly clean, exterior just needs dust off.. Hell fucking yeah

Giggled, bounced and clapped to myself alone nakey in the bathroom after shower because stepping on the bathmat brought the word fur to mind, and the brain jigsaw fell into place and all my furdu excitement that I haven't felt yet just hit all at once YIPPEE3333EEE

Spending days if not weeks of my life waiting on/riding public transport has trained me. I'm an expert thumb twiddler

It's time Cs like this tha tu yearn for heelirs

If I randomly strike it rich, I want Luxurious to be played as my will is read and everyone's getting their cut of my zillions

What my neighbour see when I take a call on my front porch with my earbuds in

I be wigglin my toes just outside my blanket in case the boogie monsters a freak 🫦😎😌🤞🥴😵‍💫👌🤫🙏✨️

Got drunk as shit and made my straight cis roomates listen to femtanyl and gottem headbanginf

I went out with a shopping list and came home with nothing on it. Got tracksuit wrapping paper though:)

THE DUDE ON THE LEFT SUCKED AT MORSE CODE SO MUCH THEY HAD A LADY SHOOT HIM HAHHAHAH 2:30 youtu.be/XEf0jrQmCEs?si=DVyD…

Sat down at my desk to do coursework. Blinked. Now I'm on the front porch in the middle of a deep dive on Morse code paddles.