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Hindsight is 20/20

Florida
Joined July 2016
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Fifteen plus years on the Twitter and it sure looks different…
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It’s all fun and games until you get caught. HURT. I mean hurt.
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Is it even called a TL anymore? I know it’s not Twitter…
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How in the fuck do I get the TL to go in order by time.
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Always down for the butt sex… (Smirks)
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Who was I kidding with a RL Twitter account…
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I’m missing my Elijah 😑
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Does anyone even RL anymore?
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Some days you just need to fuck the frustrations away
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I do this cute little thing called whatever the fuck I want
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I quit my job. Just woke up, said nahhh to the corporate life and quit. Freedom! 😅😅🤩🤩
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I’m about to quit the corporate life, live in a redone van while traveling the country and selling #feetpic for money. 🥴🤯
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Y’all, I hate my job. HATE. IT.
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Not me researching #vanlife instead of doing alllllll the work I need to do. Oh whale.
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Y’all, how do I get rid of all the spammy stuff on my TL? Like other peoples follows and RTs. -.-
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I couldn’t be happier to see 2022 go bye fucking bye. ✌️😵‍💫
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Vodka helps 😉
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