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`whats she doing with all that halo reach
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gub gub (Comms open) retweeted
neat #Halo thing I will never finish like every other thing I do
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"hey hows my commision going?" uhhhhhh
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sorry to the entire team that I just betrayed with the longsword nuke 15 seconds into the game
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when im driving my cool fucking xbox car and it red rings on the highway at 120mph and veers into the oncoming lane
in 2006, suzuki built an xbox 360 concept car called the suzuki sxbox
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"bbw cortana yams to your right"
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"sigh i wish i could play halo with a bunch of racists, sexists, bigots and all around terrible people...sigh..." Project reclaimer:
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ouuuuhghggg time to spend a week modding and 15 minutes actually playing ouuuhghgg
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How did they turn this into a bungie vs 343 argument
gaming industry be like: "you know that cool franchise you like yeah?? well FUCK YOU RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
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I wag my dick like a dog wags its tail after I piss in da toilet #nodripsinthesepants
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chocolate chip kirkies
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gaming industry be like: "you know that cool franchise you like yeah?? well FUCK YOU RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
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liquidate EA.
A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit. The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development. Its authenticity remains unverified. #MassEffect
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you think geoff had the gun to his head when he tweeted this
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they made a hot girl version of ultron and ultron flirts with her???
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