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how marvel rivals finna be in season 10

Republicans just became the thing they fear most: a minority.

when i come across someone in a bad mood tomorrow

Missionary so we can both stare at each other’s I Voted stickers

we turning fox news into a spirit halloween

You can finally rest now, Harambe. It's over.

DUDE wipes are now THEY/THEM wipes

I could animorph into a bald fuckin’ eagle rn istg

Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman

when I'm in a making bad financial decisions competition and i won

Playing Jenga with sticks of RAM because fuck Sam Altman.

is family guy just cocomelon for 30 yr old white dudes

it's a bit strange how job interviews are social rituals where both people are lying to each other and they both know the other is lying but if the interviewee ever makes the mistake of being honest they instantly lose

she jack on my lantern til i o

Rudy Gobert move like he’s borrowing his body from someone else

Check your kid’s Halloween candy tonight, I just found a weapon in mine 🤦‍♂️

Had no candy to give out to the trick or treaters so I let them each take a hit from my vape

Real purpose for heated seats fr😭

Genetics loads the gun, the environment pulls the trigger

I’ve read so much about the dangers of alcohol that I’ve decided to quit reading.

You can smoke as many cigarettes as you want but you'll never feel as warm as you felt in her hug