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Joined February 2024
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And nobody hires a driver with a six-pack and tattoos who wears Calvin Klein boxers.
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I copied the gif, pasted it on my WhatsApp, and it still didn’t work Eff y’all
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I'm on a 90-day journey into C++ and spatial audio. I'll be sharing what I learn along the way. Let's see where this takes me. @X
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Micro Jackson: ₕₑₕₑ
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And nobody hires a driver with a six-pack and tattoos who wears Calvin Klein boxers.
Nobody hires a house help with a BBL, and nobody with a BBL is out there working as a house help. Nollywood writers and producers need to stop watching porn.
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On the move, make I jam my luck today. 🙏
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I did and couldn’t sleep well for a month
I won’t even tap on a nigga phone to check time
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You’re South African, Black yourself, and you’re putting a Black woman’s picture against a white woman’s to make what point exactly? 😭 Imagine being Black and participating in the very racial comparison that constantly gets weaponized against Black women. The internalized….
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This is Nairobi
What kind of road poverty are Nigerians living in? 😭
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Foreign used 🇺🇸 Toyota Camry 2014 SE Key start• Navigation screen with reverse camera • Sunroof • 4 plugs engine ₦ 13,500,000 📍 IBADAN
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Make I first report your account. Stupid fool
I’m in Cape-town, where are you
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I need this as a sticker on my WhatsApp 😭
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People are saying “just copy and paste it” which is not true.
I need this gif on WhatsApp 🥲
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I need this gif as a sticker on my WhatsApp
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BREAKING: Another 32 Christians have been massacred by Islamists in Nigeria. Where is the outrage? This is insane.
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There is no amount of EVIL u wont see A NIGERIAN defending it We are a terrible people, a reflection of our politicians
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This is Ibadan ❤️
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I know you’re looking for impressions, but please can you do it with brain?
Abuja Cape Town 📍
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I understand that Nigerian women like money, but supporting a Turkish man who openly trashes Nigerian women will forever be weird to me. I can't meddle in another country's affairs, so what exactly is your business with ours? Talmbout what?"I'm mixed race."
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Girl… He’s manipulative and narcissistic. WTF. Omo! Love yourself, please. I know it’s hard to let go, but try.
He took another girl to an event and mind you, I was going to the same event with my friend. My friend and I were in Ordinary. He was in the VIP section with the girl. When we were at the event, I called him and we met outside. I was crying and I told him that I can feel that
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