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Host of That's My Shit Podcast and aspiring comedian/writer...Mets, Knicks, Giants, Devils, St. Johns BB, Miami FB

Joined March 2009
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Fuck a destination wedding, Iโ€™m gonna have a destination funeral. Letโ€™s see who really loves me.
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I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d be a good traitor. When I get nervous and stressed, I have to poop. Someone would be at the round table like, โ€œI think youโ€™re a traitor because you always get the noops.โ€ And Iโ€™d have to blame my IBS.
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I donโ€™t know if this is a controversial take or not but the McRib is trash. Itโ€™s not even rib meat. Itโ€™s rib shaped. You only like it because itโ€™s a novelty. If I were @McDonalds Iโ€™d just dip the chicken from the McCrispy in the barbecue sauce, add the pickles and there you go.
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Get ready for two years of political theatrics. They have no interest in getting anything productive done. As you can see, it was never about โ€œaffordability.โ€ Here come the subpoenas and investigations and impeachments. All theater.
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Michelle Tafoya? The sideline reporter?
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Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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I know weโ€™re celebrating and all but Iโ€™m not ready to let Florida off the hook. Byron Donalds? Thatโ€™s embarrassing.
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Texas, today is the day. James Talarico seems like a nice young man and a moderate. That's the act. This is a man who said "God is nonbinary." Who said there are six biological sexes. Who called capitalism an oppressive system he wants to dismantle. And who says we should look to Western Europe for inspiration. Take a look at Paris. His record is just as radical. He voted NO on border security, NO on cutting your property taxes, and NO on stopping cities from defunding the police. Lie to the voters, then get in power. Don't let it work. Get out and vote for @KenPaxtonTX.
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That blue wave is hittin like crack
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Bromeo Santos ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น retweeted
knicks beat the spurs so bad they turned the whole state blue
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Youโ€™re telling me Alabama fans are voting for Tommy Tuberville? What happened to rivalries?
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When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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โ€œYou can eat a dick upโ€ฆtil you hiccup.โ€ Thatโ€™s gotta go on a shirt
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Call me crazy but I prefer my football games to focus on football
In their memo to staff, EA confirmed that an open-world experience is coming to their American Football games. It's currently under the codename "Project Gridiron" and is described as a "social-first open-world experience"
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If only there were an award for the best defensive player in the country. We wouldnโ€™t even have to name it after John Heisman. We could pick some other legendary college defensive player. Idk, someone like Chuck Bednarik.
NEW: The Heisman Trophy Trust has voted to introduce a separate Heisman Trophy for defensive players. If approved, two Heisman Trophies will be awarded annually: One to the nationโ€™s top offensive player and one to the top defensive player.
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You know whatโ€™s cool? We get to watch our DEFENDING CHAMPION NEW YORK KNICKS starting tonight. Thatโ€™s really cool.
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Brother, SEAL TEAM 6 couldnโ€™t have gotten this information outta me
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