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Fuck a destination wedding, Iโm gonna have a destination funeral. Letโs see who really loves me.
I donโt think Iโd be a good traitor. When I get nervous and stressed, I have to poop. Someone would be at the round table like, โI think youโre a traitor because you always get the noops.โ And Iโd have to blame my IBS.
I donโt know if this is a controversial take or not but the McRib is trash. Itโs not even rib meat. Itโs rib shaped. You only like it because itโs a novelty. If I were @McDonalds Iโd just dip the chicken from the McCrispy in the barbecue sauce, add the pickles and there you go.
I know weโre celebrating and all but Iโm not ready to let Florida off the hook. Byron Donalds? Thatโs embarrassing.
Texas, today is the day.
James Talarico seems like a nice young man and a moderate. That's the act.
This is a man who said "God is nonbinary." Who said there are six biological sexes. Who called capitalism an oppressive system he wants to dismantle. And who says we should look to Western Europe for inspiration. Take a look at Paris.
His record is just as radical. He voted NO on border security, NO on cutting your property taxes, and NO on stopping cities from defunding the police.
Lie to the voters, then get in power. Don't let it work.
Get out and vote for @KenPaxtonTX.
If only there were an award for the best defensive player in the country. We wouldnโt even have to name it after John Heisman. We could pick some other legendary college defensive player. Idk, someone like Chuck Bednarik.
You know whatโs cool? We get to watch our DEFENDING CHAMPION NEW YORK KNICKS starting tonight. Thatโs really cool.
















