Future Buu

Just like the good ol days.

Grabs a stop sign.

Hmph.

Turns a person into a candy bar and eats them.

"You? Take me on?" Bursts into laughter for a solid two minutes. "You're joking, right?"

"If it means so much to you, I suppose I can give you a pat on the back for trying, despite how powerful everything is these days. Effort counts for something. I think."

"You have a mountain to climb, and as you do that, the gap will forever remain wide between us. But at the very least, all that hard work makes you humans into decent snacks for me. So I encourage you to keep going."

"You train hard and for what? To be shown up by the non-humans? Sounds awful for you, but it is amusing to Buu."

"And this is why Buu is the strongest! I would hate to be a regular human. All that hard work and little to show for it. Gahahaha!"

"Hah. Even then you still have to fight for it. It's amusing to watch at least."

Being the strongest human doesn't mean much in this universe or any other.

Oh, don't worry. I taught them how to do that. It's funnier when it's a bunch of mini me's.

.............And they don't stop coming.

"You're telling me."

You should...stop being so worried. *Gently tosses it backwards. Through a window. His definition of gentle differs from human standards*

You didn't say /where/ to drop it. *Picks up a nearby stop sign.* Now then...

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