Owen Duckett

Disappointed in @TransLink and @UBC for not putting extra busses on after tonight's show

5:30 AM flight got cancelled. @Google told us, @AirCanada didn't. Terrible customer service. Up at 3 going to #yyj for no reason 🛫🚫🇬🇧

I now know everything I need to know about launching a startup. Thanks @WholePunk at #startupslam

Hey @Rifflandia when do you start taking volunteer applications? I've been waiting for months... Excited to be a part of it again!

Boardgame givaway! is.gd/txCTMP

"@_Trollamor: Tap the Dinkerdoodle #FartTheButt" I'd tap that

I think my phone's autocorrect has a Freudian streak.

Good morning UVic! @MyUVic

I can't # understand # your accent #

I need to train the spiders in my storage closet to reboot my modem when the internet goes out

Way to pull through on the weather, victoria

Star Wars. Angry Birds. I can now die happy.

How many light bulbs must one screw in to reach enlightenment?

Beware the zen master with a storage locker. Sage advice from my mom.

I've decided to start calling my seat heaters bun warmers. #MyHotAss

You get a lock change! And YOU get a lock change! Everyone gets their locks changed! I feel like Oprah. #WhatWouldChampDo

11th hour term paper? What?