when ancient things cry, mortal minds weep too. most sane sensei, a fool and living paradox. YOU CANT COMPREHEND MY GENIUS!
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GhosT | Otogi's Husband retweeted
Change of plan !!!!!
The plushie olympics is getting worldwide !
14 days, 14 themes, 14 pictures (or small videos) of your plushies !!!!
EVERYONE CAN PARTICIPATE ! Whatever the place or time !!!!
Don't be scared and the goal is to have fun !!!!!
The free recruitments are only for these couple days aren't they?
Or could I just not use them and instead for Ibuki or Iroha swimsuit?
I'm crying, this would be hilarious😭
People talking about more police, laws, blah blah. No.
I want to hire those gigantic tiptoeing autistic boys who are obsessed with busses and trains to do security for public transit. You know the ones who beat their mom because she didn’t get the right brand of chicken nuggets? Those ones.
I’d tell them the busses and trains are going to be gone forever if the fare dodgers are allowed to pass through, and then station them at the gates.
Imagine it.
Billy. 16 years old. 300lbs. 6 feet tall. The panic swelling in his eyes as he see these entitled mongrels jumping the gate one by one.
“No fare… no fare… no train… train gone… forever…”
Then, he breaks. The panic turns to fury.
Wailing, he charges. His light-up velcro strap sneakers glow and chime with every jumping step.
His superhuman gigaretard strength takes over and he bludgeons them all into a fine paste with his colossal chubby fists. There is nothing left of them when he is done. Maybe a few stray dreadlocks stuck to the pavement by a thick glue of blood and organ.
Standing in the middle of the platform on a rug of gore, Billy the victorious.
His ill-fitting Paw Patrol t-shirt was white and blue before he started his shift. It’s a dark red now.
“Train safe… train safe…”
Do you understand how many problems this would solve?
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GhosT | Otogi's Husband retweeted
**Webgame: Over Bond 100**
Because the game’s story keeps getting more boring and I don’t have time to play other games.
Inspired by the Lesson feature in the original game. You play as Sensei, travel around Kivotos to meet the students, and grind bond levels up to a maximum of Lv. 200.
**URL:** blue-archive-journey.vercel.…
Besides the main meeting system, the game also includes:
- Chat or play dice to raise bond, along with some support items.
- Small mini-games to earn extra play turns.
- A full collection of 278 students, and you can change their images as you like.
- Home section: choose one student to live with you at home; each bond milestone has its own special story.
- 4 languages (Vietnamese, English, Japanese, Korean) and a data transfer code when switching devices.
The game works on both PC and mobile. The interface automatically adjusts when you rotate the screen horizontally or vertically.
All data is stored locally and is not saved on any server. Only user count statistics are collected to prepare in case the server goes down (though I doubt it’ll ever get that popular 😂).
Seems like every pre-order from good smiles is still up thankfully
Also... I completely forgot I pre-orderd Fatshiroko and Beatrix too😭
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GhosT | Otogi's Husband retweeted
I don't see anyone else stating the obvious. So.
Here's why this version of Harry Potter will flop.
The movies were made by people who LOVED the books, understood the charm of British culture, loved J.K. Rowling and the fans.
This is made by people who HATE J.K., who hate British culture, hate the fans. Most of them never read the books and have explicitly stated sticking to them is not important.
At every turn, they've pissed on the woman who made this all happen, told fans their opinions are not important and that this is THEIR retelling.
That is why every shot so far seems soulless and wrong. The colors, the character design, all of it. It's just all off.
Like watching someone show up at your house pretending to be your grandparents expecting you not to notice.
The reason millions of people adore Harry Potter is that J.K. Rowling's world was drenched in this good, heartwarming charm you just could not put a finger on.
This series actively hates everything about that charm. At it's core its bitter and resentful.
It doesn't understand just slapping a Harry Potter logo on something doesn't mean it's Harry Potter.
Jk Rowling, that light hearted warmness, British charm/wit and child like wonder are what makes Harry Potter...Harry Potter.
This..No. No. This is literally what you would get if Dolores Umbridge got a hold of the IP.
It's soulless. It's just a "thing" parading around in the skin of Harry Potter, while internally resenting everything that Harry Potter is...Right down to the women who put the words to paper.
GhosT | Otogi's Husband retweeted
Fruits with Atsuko.
Thats not how princess woudl behave..
#ブルアカぬいぬい部
#BlueArchive
New gooning meta released😭
打飞机小技巧
千万不要一上来就疯狂上下撸鸡巴，那是最普通的菜鸟打法，射出来又飘又短，感觉跟没射一样。真正能把高潮顶到脑子空白的，是会阴+冠状沟一起同步刮。
快到临界点的时候，立刻把一只手腾出来，用中指和食指找到蛋蛋和屁眼中间那块软肉，轻轻往下压住别搓，另一只手只用指腹在冠状沟那一圈来回慢慢刮，力度比平时轻一半。这时候整根会突然胀得更硬，腰眼自己往上顶，精液那股冲动被压在中间又急又沉。
等真正射的时候，刮的那只手稍微加速，但会阴那只手死死压住别松。你会感觉精液是从更里面一股股被挤出来的，射的时间会多停半拍到一拍，喷得又沉又猛，腿直接软，声音根本憋不住。射完再慢慢松开，别一下子全放开。
第一次试的人基本都会叫出声，力度先从轻开始找位置，找到刚好压住又不会疼的那个点就行，别一上来就用死力把会阴按青了。练几次就知道力度了，比单纯撸管爽太多。
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GhosT | Otogi's Husband retweeted
Uhm... this bed is getting too crowded... I might need to sleep on the bottom of the bed or the floor....
At least my students are happy ! Good night !!!
GhosT | Otogi's Husband retweeted
Mega Golisopod lmao
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