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Cecil Stedman

@GDADirector

Director of the Global Defense Agency. “Donald, clip that shit.” (Not official with the creators Invincible. Parody account of Cecil Stedman.)

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Joined May 2026
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Replying to @GDADirector
Donald, clear my schedule for this afternoon. And get me a coffee. - CECIL STEDMAN JOINS THE PARODYVERSE -
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// SON
⛩︎ 𝕐𝚞𝚓𝚒 𝕀𝚝𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚒 ⛩︎ (@Cursed_For_Life) profile picture⛩︎ 𝕐𝚞𝚓𝚒 𝕀𝚝𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚒 ⛩︎@Cursed_For_LifeJun 8
Replying to @Cursed_For_Life
ㅤ [ 𝟓 / 𝟓 ] 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭 . . 𝐈 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 . . ㅤ
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Makima@Chain0fControlJun 8
Replying to @GDADirector @UltimWebHead
... You want to ask me about where Angel is?
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// How Cecil be moving rn:
Image from Spider-Man Noir. (Show Cancelling Depression Arc) (@1933SpiderGuy)
Cecil Stedman (@GDADirector) profile pictureCecil Stedman@GDADirectorJun 8
// yes bro it’s all part of my master plan
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// yes bro it’s all part of my master plan
Spider-Man Noir. (Show Cancelling Depression Arc) (@1933SpiderGuy) profile pictureSpider-Man Noir. (Show Cancelling Depression Arc)@1933SpiderGuyJun 8
// Are we deadass?? 😭😭
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// the ONLY invincible character on the team btw 💔
Spider-Man Noir. (Show Cancelling Depression Arc) (@1933SpiderGuy) profile pictureSpider-Man Noir. (Show Cancelling Depression Arc)@1933SpiderGuyJun 8
// FUCK YOU MEAN THRAGG IS A GUARDIAN NOW????? 😭😭😭😭
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Death@2022DeathWolfJun 5
//I’M MANIFESTING A DREAMWORKS FIGHTING GAME TO BE ANNOUNCED AT THE SGF. AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME-
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Makima@Chain0fControlJun 6
Replying to @Chain0fControl @GDADirector @UltimWebHead
But that matters little, tell me, what do i owe the pleasure of the director of the GDA?
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They’ve been getting Chicken pot pie since 2022?!
Mauler Twins 🪦 (@PotPieThursdays) profile pictureMauler Twins 🪦@PotPieThursdays17 Feb 2022
Ah, Thursday. Chicken pot pie
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Cecil Stedman@GDADirectorJun 5
Replying to @GDADirector @Chain0fControl @UltimWebHead
- 2/2 - I didn’t realize how stupid you were to make direct contact with one of my agents, but thanks for saving me the trouble.
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Captain America!@ManOutOfT1meMay 28
You take left, I'll take right, and no matter what happens, we don't let each other fall. Ready?
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Ah, Thursday. Chicken pot pie.
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Vakuu@theFirstd3monJun 4
Replying to @GDADirector
She better swap for a Spinosaurus that clearly lives in salt water or for the most part over a fish fucker entirely banned from the sea SMH..))
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Wemmbu@0rbitalStr1keJun 3
Oh, that actually works perfectly. He loves his journal anyway so he’s gonna love writing this all down. YO WHY IS THERE 127 PAGES?!
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Steve (on hiatus) (@mincerafted) profile pictureSteve (on hiatus)@minceraftedJun 3
Replying to @mincerafted
<Steve> Here, take this <Steve> Its hard to remember all the details but this should have all the answers regarding the server's past
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“ don't smile because it happened, baby ”
Image from (HIATUS) ꒰ . 🐠 。kokomi ◟ `` ˖ (@yoursangonomiya)
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“ cry because it's over ”
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// go follow this GOAT of a parody account or ELSE
(HIATUS) ꒰ . 🐠 。kokomi ◟ `` ˖ (@yoursangonomiya) profile picture(HIATUS) ꒰ . 🐠 。kokomi ◟ `` ˖@yoursangonomiyaJun 3
Replying to @yoursangonomiya
|| 50 FOLLOWERS SPECIAL BABY!! kokomi and the deep are exes that had a really rough break up :')
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// “Why did I even come here?” ahh Cecil
(HIATUS) ꒰ . 🐠 。kokomi ◟ `` ˖ (@yoursangonomiya) profile picture(HIATUS) ꒰ . 🐠 。kokomi ◟ `` ˖@yoursangonomiyaJun 3
“ don't smile because it happened, baby ”
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Replying to @SYNTAXXEDFOLD
“I think you mean a handsome, smart, athletic learnasaurus.”
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Wemmbu@0rbitalStr1keJun 3
P-lease! You couldn’t even get me down half a heart. And that stupid wolf? Let him come at me! I could beat him in seconds. Now get me out of here before I make a path myself.
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Cecil Stedman (@GDADirector) profile pictureCecil Stedman@GDADirectorJun 3
Replying to @GDADirector
Be grateful I don’t send you back to whatever hell you crawled out from. Give me everything you have, especially your little nukes, and I’ll drop the charges. Or I can tell Death about that little totem of undying. I’m sure he won’t like that.
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Anyway. Lesbian Mosasaurs
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Mosasaurus (@mosasaurus_07) profile pictureMosasaurus@mosasaurus_07Jun 1
Replying to @Sornaman2001
Fuk Y'all Pride 💥
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