Gwen Stacy

( Sharp inhale. No, Gwen. Don't fall for it. ) Except you don't. This is you trying to do it right now. Get me to think there's a little genuine bit there until I crack and you snag my wallet or something. ...Not that there's much in there.

( Gulp. ) See, in /my/ mind, you flirt with someone because you're like, into them. Not because you like a challenge.

What, you're saying you think you can get me all lovey-dovey over you? That might work for other spiders, lady, but I'm tough to crack.

Is it? I wouldn't know. My heart's pretty secure.

Yeah, I try to avoid it, generally. Not really a huge fan of serial thievery and all.

I have yet to see this so-called charm.

You really do have a one track mind, huh?

Christmas solos Halloween any day.

I don't know where this weird little string of confidence has come from, but I'm not complaining. I'm /never/ this bold.

You'd be wrong to doubt it!

I mean, you're you, you're gonna turn heads even if you show up in sweats dude.

Fair enough! If you want to be like, lazy, I have a spare suit somewhere. But I doubt that'd turn many heads.

YES PLEASE WEAR THAT

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