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Meet Gloob 🟢 Big dreams, zero brain cells, rent due tomorrow Born to dream but forced to work, destined to gloob $GLOOB has entered the chat

if everything goes according to Gloob’s plan, he’ll eventually wake up whenever he wants, eat whatever he wants and spend his days doing whatever makes him happy the plan itself is currently a blurry screenshot in his camera roll but he’s keeping the dream alive 😭 $GLOOB

Gloob’s been staring out the office window for 17 minutes apparently he’s “thinking about the bigger picture” the bigger picture is a tiny house somewhere sunny, a fridge full of snacks and a life where nobody asks him to join a meeting his next meeting starts in 3 minutes $GLOOB 💀

Gloob downloaded a budgeting app today he entered his income, listed his expenses and stared at the screen for a solid ten minutes then he ordered food because calculating everything had made him hungry the app is still installed, though progress is progress 🫡 $GLOOB

Gloob has a five-year plan step 1: get rich step 2: figure out how step 3: enjoy being rich he’s been stuck on step 2 for a while now but the vision is crystal clear 😭🟢 $GLOOB

Gloob spent the night planning his escape from the 9–5. By night, he’d mentally retired, bought a house and decided he’d never set an alarm again. The other day came around. He was late for work 💀 $GLOOB