Solitude

I might get smoke for this, but I’ll say it regardless. You are sick in the head if you enjoy CNC. You people are scared of offending others, which is why you don’t want to call it what it is: absolute nonsense. Why are you role-playing abuse and thinking it is cute? The thing about CNC that you people don’t want to talk about is that there’s a thin line. One person may mean NO at some point, but the other party could ignore their withdrawal of consent because of CNC. And no, don’t come here comparing CNC to BDSM in any way. They are nowhere close. Why do you enjoy sex that involves ràpẽ fantasies? Yes, I’m kink-shaming everyone who indulges in that. You are an absolute degenerate, and I’m not sorry.

Take four😇

Silva is the most thoughtful friend I have. Love him so much.

The conversation that has been going on since last week about MUAs charging brides differently and getting mad at clients who paid the regular price for a glam without disclosing that it was for their wedding is so interesting. Do you know that if a man is getting married and tells his barber that the haircut is for his wedding, that could automatically earn him a discount or even a free cut? You’ll hear things like, “This one is on the house, man. Congratulations!” Or, “$30 discount on today’s cut, man. I wish you all the best on your new journey.” And stuff like that. So why are you mad that your client paid for a regular glam and used it for her wedding? In fact, why is there even a special glam price for weddings in the first place? Why should getting married automatically mean paying more for the same service? What exactly is wrong with these MUAs?

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More women are complaining about how modern men are shying away from relationships because they don’t want to commit and are offering things like sneaky links, FWB, side ngga/chic relationships, etc., but nobody wants to admit that the reason for this is the commercialisation of relationships among both parties (men and women). I will explain. Modern dating feels like a humiliating ritual. A punishment, in fact. Right now, the worst thing you can be as a man is a boyfriend. Zero benefits whatsoever. And I particularly find it interesting that men and women don’t want to admit that what they are practising is prostitution and its patronage, finessed as dating. I have said it before: I find prostitution and prostitutes fascinating. It is an art. Some women saw how valuable the sex market is and decided that, why should I give up this thing called sex to you when there are men willing to pay and go the extra mile to get it? In this trade, it is the prostitutes who benefit the most. But because of men’s ego, they think they are the biggest winners in the transaction. A prostitute will take your money, have sex with you, and still get pleasure from it. You are giving two things, and she’s taking both. An art. Let me not digress further: The problem with modern relationships is that nobody wants to be seen as a prostitute or someone who patronises them, so men and women would rather live in deceit than admit that the transactional bullshit they are both indulging in is dating. * “If you can’t press money, clear.” * “If you are giving a man your body, he should be paying your bills and other stuff.” * “I don’t even mind the arrangement; my question is, what am I getting from it? How much is entering my account?😂” * “Una no fit finish, na me never guide.” * “I don’t do hookups, but if I’m going, you’ll give me thanks for coming.” These are prostitution terminologies that are commonly used in modern dating. You can’t link up with your “girlfriend” when you are broke because you don’t want her to “see you finish.” You won’t sleep with your boyfriend unless he spends money on you during that period. Heck, once you start a talking stage, you only take them seriously when they start splurging on you. What most of you are doing and disguising as a relationship is “money for hand, back for ground,” and there’s a name for it — prostitution. But instead of being honest with ourselves, instead of owning up to the tag, we’d rather deceive ourselves that what we are doing here is dating. The women don’t want to be called prostitutes. The men don’t want to be seen as losers who patronise prostitutes. But both of them are practising the very labels they are trying to avoid. You who are judging your guy for patronising babes at Farm City, will your relationship survive for two months if you go to zero today? You met a babe last week, sent her money randomly that same week, and she started giving you serious attention. What do you think both of you are doing?😉 The girl you bought a dress for, paid for her hair, nails, and Uber before she agreed to link up with you for a first date, what do you think both of you are doing? 😉 Your talking stage that came to your house and you credited 50k after you both had sex, what do you think the term for that is? What exactly does a “thanks for coming” credit alert mean?😉 A social experiment: Tell your babe that you are not financially buoyant four times in a row this month when she asks you for money, then initiate sex and see her facial reaction. A lot of your so-called relationships will end today if you tell your babe NO three times. But yeah, you don’t patronise prostitutes. Modern relationships are just finessed prostitution. You are better off being single than indulging in dating right now, and this is exactly why it seems like everyone, especially men, has commitment issues. We just don’t like to tell ourselves the truth, but as always, I will tell you as it is.

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The body you want is in the workout you are too lazy to show up for, and the diet you refuse to take seriously. Eat right and go to the fvcking gym.

There are a lot of books to buy, foods to try, music to listen to, gyms to train at, countries to visit, people to love on, money to make, movies to watch, cars to buy, houses to buy, kitchen wares to buy, and on and on. I cannot d!e yet. Life is for the living and I will live right.

A book has the first two chapters to impress me and make me want to keep reading. Otherwise, I’m closing it and probably never picking it up again.

- Prison Break - Blacklist - The Lincoln Lawyer - Breaking Bad - Better Call Saul.

Ghosts are not real. There’s no business between the living and the déad. Once you are gone, that is the end. No one has seen a ghost before. They are all lying.

No ever let money finish for your hand. This is not a piece of advice. Na serious warning. Even if it is only 10-20k you can save monthly, if you do that consistently for a year, that’s about 120-240k. If you use reputable saving apps like Renmoney, you also get 22% interest on that. Rainy days will always come, opportunities will come too. But with no liquidity, you’ll continue to miss out. A wise man once said “If you no get money e dey k!ll idea.”

One underrated privilege that isn’t talked about enough is having a metabolism that allows you to eat almost anything without gaining much weight. It is such a luxury. Some people practically breathe and add 5kg, while you can eat an entire cake, a box of pizza, shawarma, burgers, huge portions of food, eat late at night, and still not get fat. What a privilege.

This week, may we all be successful in our various endeavors.🙏🏾

The only thing I want this week is money. Plenty of it.

The funny thing about life is that your life is going to change on one random day. Just a normal Wednesday you didn’t feel like showing up but still showed up regardless. That is when everything will just click and it will be up from there. Life is very unscripted. Don’t you fvcking dare give up.

There’s nothing more dehumanizing than poverty. It is one of the worst things that can happen to anyone in this life. Your fear of ending up poor should be greater than your fear of dying. Poverty steals so much from you. It strips you of your dignity. You’re poor, so you can’t afford quality healthcare. Then, one day, your body decides to finally give up, and that’s the end of you. Poverty puts you at the mercy of people. Poverty makes you tolerate nonsense from people. You keep dealing with low-quality problems. It gets to a point where you stop dreaming of a better life because survival has become your new normal. It is arguably the worst thing that can happen to anyone.

Please knock before you enter anybody’s house this period. People are naked.

Since nobody wants to say it, I will. Wizkid dey fvck up big time. He doesn’t show up for people, and it’s really bad. LAX got married a few weeks ago, and Wizkid didn’t turn up for him. If you read between the lines of LAX’s response when Wizkid posted about it, you could tell he wasn’t too happy about his absence. In fact, I think Wizkid should have been present at Zlatan’s wedding. Burna came for the bachelor’s party. Davido has been there since day one, and I understand that we can’t compare the two because Zlatan and Davido are close friends. But Wiz? E dey mess up. When was the last time he showed up for another artist’s event? Before you say he probably sent them money, yada yada, they’re all rich. Sometimes, your presence matters more than anything you can ever offer. This is how you build solid relationships with people. He’s not the only celebrity introvert. This is just a bad habit. You are a superstar, we know, but haba nau.