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Old man was just pulling out of acme and his door flew open while turning, he almost flew out of the car

@MaryThompsonnn @Magnum_Maginnis Dont act like you don't

@MaryThompsonnn DM your number

I cant wait to move I love new houses

@MaryThompsonnn sweet I will

@maMIKE_ wouldn't expect anything less b

@MaryThompsonnn I'm getting a new phone at 3 I think so I'm thinking after tht

@MaryThompsonnn hey are we still going to Michael's for our Halloween costume stuff today?

Stuck on this screen, coooollll

Phones broken DM me if you need my temp phone number

Cool my phones broke 😄

@MaryThompsonnn text me

@MaryThompsonnn to kidnap you from work you delinquent

Getting ready has no chill. 😑

If I had a dollar for every time I stopped texting someone in the middle of a conversation Id be rolling in money

so many opportunities yet sooooo sleepy

Ice cream and Legos with my newphew is slowing becoming an annual Friday event

Steve is currently driving in front of me throwing sour patch kids out the sun roof for me to catch in my car behind him

This kid really just looked me in the eye took my phone off my desk and tried to walk away with it

“@fIirting: Girl language xitter.gq/fIirting/status/515160…” @MaryThompsonnn LITERALLY US