@Gabewatch

no more cults in paradise

 Chicago, IL
Joined November 2008
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You ever cover one eye and catch your brain trying to "guess" the right eye picture? Can't fool me brain! You don't know that stuff for sure.
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Need this guy to wake me up every morning
Katie Notopoulos
@katienotopoulos6h
Obsessed with this guy who finds the most boring average looking men in Boston and then street harasses them (“who let this DADDY outside?!”), and they absolutely LOVE IT and are beaming from the attention. Much to consider here
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It's incredible how much I would have eaten this up a decade ago and now im like get this washed up Zionists off my page.
Покрастинации не@pocrastinaciaOct 21
Tom York is no longer a creep or a weirdo
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This should happen everytime I sing.
sobercannibal@asobercannibal10h
Replying to @Gabewatch
@Gabewatch
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Actual Names@ActualNames19h
Gay Wimp Kansas, State Census, 1925
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Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen12h
incredible quote
Good Morning America
@GMAOct 21
A Minnesota man is opening up after he saved nearly 20 children when their school bus driver suffered a medical emergency. Read more: goodmorningamerica.visitlink…

27-year-old man credited for saving kids, driver in runaway school bus

A 27-year-old Minnesota man is opening up after he saved nearly 20 children when their school bus driver suffered a medical emergency.

goodmorningamerica.com
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Pepsi@pepsibong23h
The best video of all time
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Alex G
Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop 
@RoyRogers_HTMSOct 21
Goo Goo Dolls hitting "Name" on TV for the first time in 1995 is straight 90s time travel. Johnny's on acoustic, voice cracking just right on those opening lines, while the band eases in behind him with that perfect slow-burn build. You can feel the room reacting as the song unfolds-no big production, just a band realizing they might have a hit on their hands. Before it became the radio monster that defined their career, it started here: raw, intimate, and already impossible to shake.
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedog21h
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 21
WTF was that?
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Man can you imagine singing and Tom Jones voice coming out I'd never shut up
kramerica industries@hepimpOct 21
You better not be Tom Jones in a purple suit singing Purple Rain when I get home!!! Me :
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kramerica industries@hepimpOct 21
You better not be Tom Jones in a purple suit singing Purple Rain when I get home!!! Me :
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To be absolutely clear a majority of famous creative people are people you would never in a million years want to have around for any kind of practical hangout or job.
Mariella !@pfaffphobicOct 21
This is my favorite genre of image
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Why is this in the "Official Tainted Love Dance" cadence.
effie ✌︎( ᐛ )✌︎@effieluvsapplesOct 20
friends and i watched a tubi movie this weekend and i am still in awe of this sequence and this song. dude
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Not when I do it. They know im just trying to save the investigators time getting rid of things that aren't evidence.
Joe
@JoePostinggOct 21
FYI deleting items from your sent folder does not cover your tracks, it's a strong signal of malicious intent and will trigger most security teams to adopt an incident response posture
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antipodean scourge@guywhoiswokeOct 21
Every weed I’ve ever had has been the exact same. It’s so funny to me when people talk about strains and their effects. To me, every strain is “weed” and every effect is “get high”. My dealer is like “this is the weed that gets you high” and I’m like “yay that’s my favourite”.
𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃
@TMamfyenOct 20
Marijuana is not what it used to be, seems like it’s been laced with dumb & dumber. Yall don’t want to talk about that though. It doesn’t even smell the same anymore, smells like more chemicals than flower
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trout mask (original)@BranPuffinOct 21
Logging on
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Good post both in and out of context and I see a lot of people guilty of this behavior *ahem* out there.
{{{MEANWHILE 3.0}}}, (parenthetical descriptor)@yourmombeatsOct 21
Replying to @yourmombeats @yepyoureanidiot @loomdoop
"What's the point of minimizing harm if ppl will be vaguely mad at you anyway" is sociopath shit. The point is to minimize harm. "What's the point of stopping my car to allow ppl to cross the street instead of running them over, if the person behind me is going to honk me?" Wtf?
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bodega vendetta@w_i_l_l_aOct 20
why are Kennedys always doing shit like this?? the curse is that they are all dumb as hell
TMZ
@TMZOct 20
🕊️ Robert F. Kennedy's granddaughter Kyle Kennedy has died at 42. What we know: tmz.com/2026/10/20/kyle-kenn…
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Don't find it to be that hard of a problem tbh
The Fourth Way
@The4thWayYTOct 21
the hard problem of consciousness is only hard if you insist that matter got here first
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The fucking zoom out man. Best video of any beatle in any context
Ruth Husko@dank_ackroydOct 20
Happy Ringo Fan Mail Deadline day ✌️🕊️❤️
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The Magic Castle is not Nathan Fielders private magic club lol its been an institution for ages.
maja 🔭🍒
@majamediacoOct 19
Just learned the ‘You Can See Everything’ movie happened because Lance Oppenheim sent a cold email to Nathan Fielder. Then Nathan invited Lance to his ‘private magic club’. Long live cold emails
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