@GaddersII

I was going to go on Mastermind but I can't sit on leather

Joined May 2011
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What a country
A poster seen in Stockport advertising a Richard Madeley lookalike contest

ALT A poster seen in Stockport advertising a Richard Madeley lookalike contest

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Last night's late night visitor as me and Linda watched Emmerdale
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Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I asked them “Do you speak-a-my language?” They just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. I’m not a Man from Down Under. I have their names and a voice recording. We must confront them every time.
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geni.us/CurtainCallToMurderP…
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Pharmacy Twitter Our daughter has multiple complex needs and we are now unable to obtain this particular form of Clonazepam. We are using a substitute form which really does not agree with her and we are desperate to obtain supplies of the medication in the picture. Pls RT x ❤️
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People born in 2013 will be able to vote at the next election
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She's got Betty from Coronation Street eyes
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The Dick Emery Show is currently streaming free on U, honky tonks
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Let's get 'Never the Twain' back on the telly
Cliff Richard News@SirCliffNews3 Jul 2025
Cliff Richard and Trevor McDonald at #Wimbledon over the years. #CliffRichard #TrevorMcDonald
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The Jack Vettriano/Victoria Wood crossover I didn’t know I needed!
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Whenever I hear people questioning the existence of those with Down Syndrome, I always remember these words from Sally Phillips. (Well worth the watch. ❤️)
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It's a never-ending avalanche of cuntery, isn't it? Always the women having to be alert for gropey men, wherever we are. WE ARE FUCKING TIRED. #GreggWallace theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…

Gregg Wallace fired from MasterChef as 50 people tell BBC of fresh allegations

Sacking comes before publication of report on claims about presenter’s behaviour

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Happy Heavenly Birthday to the great Jon Pertwee. Here's one of his greatest moments - dancing ,as Worzel Gummidge, with pop group The Beat on a Saturday morning kids TV show. Skankin'!
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Twenty years feels like a long time. But that day is really seared into my memory. I'd not been living in London that long; moved down here in the Feb to work on Fleet Street at a recruitment consultancy for City firms. I had to be in early that day as...
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Lady Gaga performed Elton John’s “Your Song” in front of him and absolutely nailed it!
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FYI! In its 40th anniversary year, the Back To The Future trilogy is on iPlayer for 2 months. I don't think they've been on the BBC in around maybe 20 years?
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Here’s my drawing of Mathew Baynton that I’ve been working on over the last few days. Looking forward to seeing him in the Taskmaster finale tonight ! #mathewbaynton #taskmaster #matbaynton #drawing #ghosts #horriblehistories #polychromos #colouredpencils #artist #sketch
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I knew they’d come through. #thekidsarealright
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Last night, I had two blokes outside my flat at 3am talking football at the top of their voices. They're probably asleep now, I'd love to find out where they live, go there now with a mate, stand by their bedroom windows and discuss which is the best Carry On film at full volume.
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