Woke up this morning feelin' fine
Got Lee Gregory on my mind
He's scoring goals for Wednesday like a striker should, oh yeah
Something tells me I'm in to something goooooood 馃幎
#swfc 馃
A man walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor help me, everytime I masturbate I shout come on Sheff Utd."
Doctor replies "That's arite, all wankers do"
A win is a win, but the last time I saw something that ugly I was looking at a picture of Gemma Collins
Can't wait for tonight's match... to be over and get the fuck out of that shithole and back to Yorkshire
As an ex Swansea player & manager, I'm looking forward to my reception from the Cardiff fans tonight
Julian said to me after the match that the song you lot sing about him gives him a Borner! He doesn't know where the rumour came from about his cock being massive tho because he said his is tiny 馃槀
A sneak peek of my new myonlyfans page. Buy now to receive a slice of massive sheff wed cake, a free can of tango and some tuna
Back to Middlesbrough saturday. I remember my time up there. I met a beautiful lady. We worshipped each other. Spent many happy times with her it was a shame it came to a sudden end. I think I loved her. In her own way, she loved me. She didn't charge me as much as the other lads













