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Thought they hellafied the mystery machine bruh

Stolas from Helluva Boss is like if tumblr reinvented Glenn Quagmire

How it feels to see people disrespecting my tar flavored shit brick

Butt #DeinosTherios #minecraftshartmod

Does anyone have the version where he shits his pants

Ernest vs Joe Dirt

Let’s take a look 👀

The villain’s short/fat henchman without their tall/skinny counterpart:

50 of yall follow btw. Also sorry for invading notifs op hi

Oh hi Greg

White people be like “yeah I made my speech all quirky and silly in an expose document that’s supposed to be taken seriously”

JJS HIDE AND SEEK IN SIX HOURS GIVE ME YOUR USERNAMES SO YOU CAN JOIN

Did hide and seek in jjs with some friends once Did my killer/seeker round as a Quetzalcoatlus I found in the workshop My friends sounded genuinely scared Like they were genuinely hitting this shit as I called out into the darkness to make some ambience

Went to sleep at a reasonable hour and woke up at one in the morning

All kinds of animals are as smart as us Octopus, elephants, whales, pigs, corvids, the list goes on We just have the blessing/curse of thumbs and math

The Roblox Cycle

If I had the commitment for religious practice I would 100% be worshipping whales Borderline demigods

With the what