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@GarrettPyatt

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Joined March 2013
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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When the last step of a recipe is "Enjoy"
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exactly what I thought this guy was doing in his free time
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I think Ben Affleck is the most likely celebrity to die via Lament Configuration.
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He’s kind of our Pacino…
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SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WN
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i have never felt such intense fondness for a stranger pair of celebrities in my entire life
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This video of Dolly Parton covering Stairway to Heaven is going around. Here's a higher quality version for you to enjoy. RIP to the Queen of Country and an absolute angel on Earth.
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A salute to Mayor Tom Loftis, as portrayed by Emmy nominee Matthew Rhys. #WidowsBay
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cyclops' life until odysseus' crew showed up
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"hey do you have 5 minutes to hop on a quick call"
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Don’t know much about Lindsay Graham but im sure she lived quite the life. 71 is no joke!
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magic johnson tweets feel like those fake social media posts in movies and video games
Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) profile pictureEarvin Magic Johnson
@MagicJohnsonMay 30
I can’t wait to watch Game 7 of the Oklahoma City Thunder vs San Antonio Spurs tonight on NBC. This game is must see TV!
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This concert was unbelievable. He starts the whole show by walking on stage alone with a little cassette-playing boom box, hits "play", and the show never stops for two hours.
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dandori@dand0riMay 16
7-10 beers is what i call “flow state”
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Deandre Ayton can’t even box out his own shadow.
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LEBRON STEAL AND GAME-TYING 3 🤯🔥 WHAT A MOMENT. xitter.gq/BleacherReport/status/…
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Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
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Those who deny Beau Is Afraid and Eddington don’t deserve Ari Aster
The Cinéprism (@TheCineprism) profile pictureThe Cinéprism
@TheCineprismApr 6
Ari Aster needs a comeback.
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