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Gary Carter RAW

@GaryUnCarter

ACTUNG! PARODY ACCOUNT THIS IS THE HOME OF OBSCURE BASEBALL JOKES. I've never played baseball I just make fun of them Don't Snitch On Me.

 all up in your grill
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Joined January 2010
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Prince Fielder asked me “since when does the #2 have 3 genders?”
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Quality Learing Center becomes official jersey sponsor of the Minnesota Timberwolves
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Roki keeps asking me if JP Morgan stands for “Jewish Pussy”.
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i mean "fighting irish" ?? you sure bout that?
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I don’t know how many times I have to remind Darren Daulton the iconic producer tag does not say “Gay Keith fuck these niggas butts”
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I think Damar Hamlin is the only person who can talk about how much he loves god and the Bible and I don’t think it’s fake
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Just made my first coin. Who will be the first to ape in? Check out Shiney eevee on Moonshot: moonshot.com/FZjfMeJrqM4YqTW…
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Paul Pierce thought being a Zionist meant you were a Pelicans fan.
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You know the bowl of testers at the Zyn store hate to see Mookie Betts coming.
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Aaron Boone wants to open a book store in the Hamptons called Read The Room
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Aaron Boone told me Giancarlo Stanton looks like James the tank engine on grumpy day
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Cops arresting atheletes on their commute to work are my new 9/11 videos.
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Victor Wembanyama blocks so many shots his Nic name should be The Iron Dome
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Aaron Rogers: "The night is darkest before the dawn. And I shall rise yet again," Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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I feel like NBA referees are rating movies on the side. 1422 tits in Avarar 2. And zero nipples.
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After 14 months of research we finally discovered which Minnesota Viking Lizzo was fucking. It’s Justin Jefferson
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On my fantasy team I start Lizzo every game
My pronouns are money/ball
“Frankenstein was Jewish?!” Was the last thing Dusty Baker ever said to me
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