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In case you want to let me know! 😱
What kind of X account am I to you?
1. Non-toxic
2. Meaningful
3. Boring
4. Annoying
5. Toxic/negative
6. Friendly
7. I like your tweets
8. Funny
9. Popular
10. Always on your timeline
11. Scared to DM
#FollowThisTrend
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Stop letting people consume you. They didn't call? Go to sleep. They didn't message you? Put your phone down and have a better day. They left you on read? Delete the conversation. They didn't make an effort? Match their energy. Never let your happiness depend on anyone.
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I'm 54.
I wasted 24 years learning this the hard way. But I'll teach you in 5 minutes.
If you're soft, stop reading now.
Here are 24 uncomfortable truths I wish I knew earlier:
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It's only a man who can sleep till noon without worrying about managing morning chores, breakfast/lunch, supervising help, managing two kids etc. Women RARELY have that privilege.
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I like weird people.
The black sheep, the odd ducks, the rejects, the eccentrics, the loners, the lost and forgotten.
More often than not, these people have the most beautiful souls.
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Replying to @GauribeeIsBack
@ExmuslimSahil can u help to boost this tag #G20AnimalCruelty
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Replying to @Manekagandhibjp
Stand United against Illegal n HORRIFIC relocation of dogs in #NewDelhi
BARBARIC picking, SO unconstitutional.
Old dogs living for years in their localities,sterilised,all picked up & relocated.
Many may never be able to return.
#G20 #G20AnimalCruelty
PLS RT!😭😭😭 #STOPTHIS
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This is bloody awful!! Stop this !!!
Stand United against Illegal n HORRIFIC relocation of dogs in #NewDelhi
BARBARIC picking, SO unconstitutional.
Old dogs living for years in their localities,sterilised,all picked up & relocated.
Many may never be able to return.
#G20 #G20AnimalCruelty
PLS RT!😭😭😭 #STOPTHIS
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I went for an annual Health Check up.
The doctor said: "Don't eat anything fatty..."
I said "Like pastries & burgers?"
He said "No fatty, don't eat anything !"
😆
Recieved via @GauribeeIsBack
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Being pretty without having a kind heart won’t be enough for anyone to gain the respect they expect. Your actions is what really matters. Your kindness is mainly what will leave an impact on those who really care.
Another beautiful reminder.. 🤍@najwazebian #WelcomeHome #booktwt
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Creeping winter, falling leaves and slight melancholy. November you were made for poets.
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A THREAD ON SUDDEN CARDIAC ARREST:
It's difficult getting through to doctors in an emergency in this #Lockdown. Follow this tread to know what you must do to save the life of a loved one if he's just suffered a SUDDEN CARDIAC ARREST (SCA). Please RT. This may save a life.
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Great Horned Owls have no chill to give.

ALT A screenshot of a Facebook post with two photos: one of a great horned owl perched while holding a stick horse, and a photo of the same owl flying in the air with the stick horse. The post caption says: halloween special: a guy named eric lind captured these phgotos of an owl at his parent's house. it has stolen a child's stick horse and is flying around the neighborhood with it.
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Everybody wants to grow on YouTube and Twitter
But only a few people want to:
• Post consistently
• Provide value
• Get 1% better every week
Growth isn't accidental, it's intentional.






















