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lost my old profile, now here 🙂

Singapore
Joined July 2021
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In case you want to let me know! 😱 What kind of X account am I to you? 1. Non-toxic 2. Meaningful 3. Boring 4. Annoying 5. Toxic/negative 6. Friendly 7. I like your tweets 8. Funny 9. Popular 10. Always on your timeline 11. Scared to DM #FollowThisTrend
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Stop letting people consume you. They didn't call? Go to sleep. They didn't message you? Put your phone down and have a better day. They left you on read? Delete the conversation. They didn't make an effort? Match their energy. Never let your happiness depend on anyone.
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¿¿¿Por qué no lo supe antes??? Me he pasado toda la vida ordenando mal la ropa
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This is how old I am! How many of you have seen this money 💴
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पता ही नही चला #Arunawrites
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I'm 54. I wasted 24 years learning this the hard way. But I'll teach you in 5 minutes. If you're soft, stop reading now. Here are 24 uncomfortable truths I wish I knew earlier:
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Jeena isi ka naam hai💓 Loved loved loved it 🥰
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It's only a man who can sleep till noon without worrying about managing morning chores, breakfast/lunch, supervising help, managing two kids etc. Women RARELY have that privilege.
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I like weird people. The black sheep, the odd ducks, the rejects, the eccentrics, the loners, the lost and forgotten. More often than not, these people have the most beautiful souls.
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Replying to @GauribeeIsBack
@ExmuslimSahil can u help to boost this tag #G20AnimalCruelty
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Stand United against Illegal n HORRIFIC relocation of dogs in #NewDelhi BARBARIC picking, SO unconstitutional. Old dogs living for years in their localities,sterilised,all picked up & relocated. Many may never be able to return. #G20 #G20AnimalCruelty PLS RT!😭😭😭 #STOPTHIS
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This is bloody awful!! Stop this !!!
Stand United against Illegal n HORRIFIC relocation of dogs in #NewDelhi BARBARIC picking, SO unconstitutional. Old dogs living for years in their localities,sterilised,all picked up & relocated. Many may never be able to return. #G20 #G20AnimalCruelty PLS RT!😭😭😭 #STOPTHIS
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I went for an annual Health Check up. The doctor said: "Don't eat anything fatty..." I said "Like pastries & burgers?" He said "No fatty, don't eat anything !" 😆 Recieved via @GauribeeIsBack
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I KNOW YOU is a far superior love language than I LOVE YOU
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Being pretty without having a kind heart won’t be enough for anyone to gain the respect they expect. Your actions is what really matters. Your kindness is mainly what will leave an impact on those who really care. Another beautiful reminder.. 🤍@najwazebian #WelcomeHome #booktwt
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Creeping winter, falling leaves and slight melancholy. November you were made for poets.
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A THREAD ON SUDDEN CARDIAC ARREST: It's difficult getting through to doctors in an emergency in this #Lockdown. Follow this tread to know what you must do to save the life of a loved one if he's just suffered a SUDDEN CARDIAC ARREST (SCA). Please RT. This may save a life.
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Great Horned Owls have no chill to give.
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Everybody wants to grow on YouTube and Twitter But only a few people want to: • Post consistently • Provide value • Get 1% better every week Growth isn't accidental, it's intentional.
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“aap ke baad har ghadi hum ne, aap ke saath hi guzari hai.” -Gulzar
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