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Nothing angers ZZ Top more than that scene in the Little Mermaid where Ariel has legs and doesn't know how to use them.
Hey, want to read about LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE? Here's my thoughts on the 1997 David S. Goyer Venom screenplay that never got made and how it compares to the Venom movies we got. denofgeek.com/movies/inside-…
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How dark is it? Well, it's
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Adam Cole vs Malakai Black
He survived his match-up vs Buddy Matthews, but can @AdamColePro get past #HouseofBlack’s @Malakaiblxck? Find out if Cole’s journey to face MJF ends TOMORROW!
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Currently writing about the 1997 David Goyer Venom screenplay and at one point Carnage says, "Well, that sucks donkey dick."
That should have been his catchphrase.
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Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue
Live fact checks at trump rallies now
Shit Stain Shitting the couch
"No, no, I got the real scoop. Strong Bad had me over for gumbo one night, and I don't know what kind of doodoo meat he was using in there, but I had to PUKE! So I went downstairs and I noticed this little rip in the couch, so I puked in it! I... I'm sorry for what I done!"
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What a magical day. Not only is it my 5-year wedding anniversary, but Count Chocula is only $1.50!
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People on here will tweet anything. 'Charlie Brown's an asshole.' No he isn't. That isn’t true.
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