Sort of fell behind for a few days while I worked on fleshing out some of the framing more. 6,831 words cumulative total currently. #RascalIsWriting

Announcing the Battle of the Divas 🔔 16 WWE women, Attitude Era to right now, one bracket, and you decide it. One 24-hour poll a day, starting tomorrow. Judge on mic, in-ring, and moments, not on which era raised you. Bracket below. Argue nicely. Or don't. #WWE

I may have eaten some questionable stuff in my life, but I can at least say I’ve never had a McRib.

Anyone else get their best ideas at 2 AM? I designed the Stargazer journal for those nights: a hardcover celestial notebook with a moonlit, star-filled sky and 150 lined pages. The Stargazer journal is in my shop. Link in bio ✨ #journaling #celestial #stargazing

Monday update: I reached my limit at about 10:40 this morning. In fairness, it was low. What time did you hit yours today? The sloth tee that says it for me, "I've Reached My Limit (It Was Low)," is in my shop. Link in bio 🦥 #slothlife #burnouthumor

Weekend complete. Achievements unlocked 🏆 Found the TV remote? Legendary Find. Drank water that wasn't in coffee? Hydration Hero. What's the rarest one you earned before Monday shows up? #smallwins #adultinghumor

Your phone goes on every adventure with you (and most of the naps). Might as well dress the part 📱 3 tough cases: Captain of My Own Chaos, Tea First Then Adventure, Chart Your Own Stars. Same art as our journals. etsy.com/shop/CraftyScoundre… #phonecase

My Sunday to-do list is going great. The laundry got moved to a different chair, and meal prep was one (1) lemon. What did you actually check off this weekend? #adultinghumor #SundayVibes

Sunday afternoon social battery check: hovering somewhere around "I'll see how I feel." What's your percentage right now? 🔋 #socialbattery #introvert

7 new hardcover journals for your next side quest 📓 Sky pirates, starry decks, a lantern in the dark, a phoenix, a stargazer. For planners, doodlers, and 2 AM overthinkers. A head start on gift season: etsy.com/shop/CraftyScoundre… #journaling #fantasyart

Trying to get back into my side hustle/print on demand stuff. I’m giving you all a heads up now that you’ll start seeing me do some shilling posts to try and make the products get attention.

Or, hear me out, maybe a foreign government shouldn’t rely on a system of technology someone else owns.

Huh

Prop, you need to get some help man.

Stupid cocks

On this day 10 years ago I did walk into Mordor. One can just do that.

The Gamecocks are going to be more flaccid than the guy sitting in the hotel’s gamecuck chair. #gbo #vfl