Strategy director, events specialist, food obsessive, linguist, dilettante, gadabout
Lewes, England
Joined August 2009
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Georgina Burrows retweeted
If every Traitor outed themselves as a Traitor at the roundtable while under suspicion there literally wouldn’t be a show. That’s why people don’t like what James A did and that’s totally fair 🤷 #TheCelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
James has RUINED the game, what is with this martyr nonsense?! You’re getting paid £40k for two weeks work to raise money for charity, not being asked to commit actual murder #CelebrityTraitors
Georgina Burrows retweeted
Password must contain a symbol, a number, an emotional arc, a centralized theme, a big set piece, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.
This was one of the most interesting and thought provoking reads of this year
I wrote a long read for the Guardian about the evolution of the British trap house, focusing on the story of a friend of mine who was 'cuckooed' twice in London. The first time was grim, but the second cuckooing sparked a fascinating friendship.
theguardian.com/news/ng-inte…
Georgina Burrows retweeted
I need train companies to stop pretending they have wifi - you don’t! that’s okay, just stop acting like it’s a possibility
Georgina Burrows retweeted
You think you’re finally starting to tire of this app, then one tweet comes along and drags you straight back in
Hi Jarrod, I'm sorry to hear you have lost your cricket ground. So we can investigate this further can you please DM us by clicking the 'Send a private message'. Thank you. -Meg xitter.gq/messages/compose?recip…
Georgina Burrows retweeted
There is nothing on God’s green earth slower than a dog who’s been let into the garden for a piss in torrential rain. Biblical downpour, sideways rain, I’m getting fucking waterboarded at the back door and he’s conducting a leisurely botanical survey of the grass.
Georgina Burrows retweeted
i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.
Georgina Burrows retweeted
Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event
Georgina Burrows retweeted
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
Georgina Burrows retweeted
There's a robin being so goddamn loud outside my house it's like calm down bro we get it you are in charge of the worms
Georgina Burrows retweeted
I remember Jonathan Ross cutting a dress off a woman’s body on his chat show. I remember him on his BBC R2 show telling his sidekick Simon perhaps he could get a girlfriend with special needs.
Well done Aisling Bea.
Women are bored of this shit.
Georgina Burrows retweeted
the "boys are back in town" may be a happy anthem but its very pleasure also depends on sorrow. for while we celebrate the boys' return we also know they must leave. even now the hour of their departure draws close. perhaps we ourselves will be the ones who drive them away
Georgina Burrows retweeted
Lately whenever a conversation starts to lag I’ve been saying “so cabbage is having a moment, huh?” and each time the other person goes “yeah I’ve been hearing that.”
