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Joined February 2021
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The dumbest and most unhinged president this world has ever seen
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I would be furious as a gamer
BREAKING: Nintendo just delayed U.S. pre-orders for the Switch 2—because Trump’s tariff tantrum just slapped a 46% duty on imports from Vietnam, where the console’s built. This isn’t just about gaming—it’s what happens when you throw a grenade into global supply chains and expect “America First” to mean anything other than price hikes and product delays. The console still drops June 5. But if you’re wondering why you can’t reserve one yet, blame the guy who thinks trade policy is a reality show.
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$azero literally giving me aids. What a fucking piece of shit this is
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I’ve been in this space for ten years and I have never been more disgusted with crypto than I am today. Memes have taken the industry down a dark road. What started off as a technology that would change the world, and other products that would help to make it better, faster, cheaper, and more transparent has devolved into nothing more than a casino. It was always a casino in a sense, but still had some purpose, or at least a sense of purpose in what we were building. Meme coins have changed all of that and brought us to the point where it really is just gambling, no utility, with very few winners, and a lot of advertisements to make think you are going to get rich when in reality 99% of people will lose all of their money. The worst part is that most of these are people that can’t afford to lose that money. And the money that got burned is not going back into the system, it has been syphoned out and those that lost money ain’t coming back to buy your alt coins. I think we all thought this was kind of fun at the beginning, pump.fun killed everything though by eliminating all barriers to entry and making it easy to launch. Even I experimented briefly with it at the beginning, and lost all the money I allocated to the experiment because I would not dump on followers which apparently it’s the only way to make money. A true pyramid scheme. Outside of $BTC, you are going to have to be very selective in what you are buying because one thing we know is not everything pumps, but eventually, everything dumps. And institutions aren’t coming for your alt coins. This is not a good look for an industry that frankly was already ugly.
Crypto culture is turning eerie. A kid played Russian roulette on livestream and said, ‘If I die, launch a coin.’ He didn’t make it. And now there’s a meme token in his name. This isn’t degen, it’s dystopian. The line between crypto and the dark web is blurring.
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Did you guys ever show any proof that the hardware really does exist? Price action is abysmal and the community is losing hope...
*checks @spheron provider dashboard to see if CETI is still at the top* provider.spheron.network/ Yup, still dominating. The power of @nvidia enterprise-grade hardware is unmatched. And we have a lot of it, and access to much more.
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Doesn’t get any better $anyone
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Nice rug 🤝
Dear Quantum Network Community, We would like to share some important updates regarding QSWAP. To provide the most accurate and detailed information, we are planning to release a comprehensive announcement in the near future. Your trust and support as our community are our greatest sources of motivation during this process. Don’t forget to follow our social media channels for further updates. Thank you for your understanding and support. Best regards, Quantum Network Team
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Crypto Saitama retweeted
Fading $RSN is your WORST enemy . And guess what? A huge green handle just SMASHED $10M MC overnight like it’s nothing. Random? Nah fam, that’s conviction paying off. $RSN isn’t just a play; it’s a mission. One of my biggest conviction bag for this cycle, PERIOD. Watch it smash $20M, $30M, $50M, and beyond to $100M MC. The team behind this isn’t here to play; they’re humble, serious, and BUILT DIFFERENT. 👨‍💻💪 100GB of files already stored on their Private Storage dApp? That’s a flex, but trust me, it’s just the appetizer. And with the Escrow Service dropping this week? $RSN is about to LEVEL UP AGAIN. Give me one reason not to be SUPER BULLISH on this fire gem. You can’t. It’s $RSN szn, and we’re just getting started. LET’S FREAKING GO, BIG DAYS AHEAD! 🔥 @IncomeSharks do you hold a bag fam? #RSN #PrivacyKing #ConvictionPlay #CryptoAlpha
If you’re not holding conviction plays like $RSN through the ups and downs, then you don’t deserve a seat with us when we smash $10M MC and beyond 🚀🔥. Study what you hold. Look at communities, products, teams – not just hype and flashy names. $RSN is the real deal, touching a massive sector with privacy & storage . We’ve retraced from that epic run to $5M MC, and now we’re building a STRONG FLOOR. The smart money is already positioning. Are you? Don’t wait till FOMO hits and $RSN is leaving you behind. This is your sign. Study. Accumulate. Believe. LFG fam! 💪🔥 #RSN #Crypto #ConvictionPlays #PrivacyNarrative
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We simply keep resonating $rsn @resonator_io
Took a position in $rsn @resonator_io earlier today after eyeing it for a while. Great low-cap utility. I just wish they would work with @AnyoneFDN instead of Tor. Anyone is more decentralized than tor and the crypto native solution.
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Comfy sitting in $crx
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What a beautiful chart this is $solo @SoloDePIN $10m mcap, huge collabs, this is a runner
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Must be a meme post. No one ca be that retarded
I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do. When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions. I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released. For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria. I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes; - My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time. - Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies. - I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP. And then it all came crashing down. In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands. I’m still in a state of shock. I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point. Fuck you, Hailey Welch. You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.
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Latest bet, hearing things
$SOLO is unlocking Human-Agent Cooperation. A new paradigm of AI and DePIN mining economies for the future of web3.
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Crypto Saitama retweeted
Replying to @Rhythmtrader
Keep dreaming. Bitcoin is never going to hit $100,000!
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$ROSE szn, Oasians take over. Sapphire is the missing link in any developers tech stack.
Idk but seeing a lot more $ROSE on my timeline and with premier DEX $NEBY about to drop and $RAKESH the lore meme the same time, things can get really interesting for the ecosystem. $NEBY - @NebyExchange $RAKESH - @RakeshsVillage Both have ongoing white lists at the moment.
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