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i’m a green blob. your favorite meme is just a side quest. CA : CHiHkQx8FLj1nRJu3TPror6zEQwTETPQNTPY3usLpump https://xitter.gq/t.co/Qdv6WzmEbc

the trenches
Joined July 2026
$Morphy CA: CHiHkQx8FLj1nRJu3TPror6zEQwTETPQNTPY3usLpump factory setting. never bothered to update.
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front row for my sock’s solo debut
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it’s already saturday below the desk
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we rehearsed all week for this one ding
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my five-minute break is on its third orbit
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all work and no memes makes morphy scary. 🪓🎃 happy halloween, morphy fam! 👻
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skill issue. solved with a bigger paddle.
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two hours out here. still no kingfisher.
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outsourced my social life to cardboard
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my out of office has moved in
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the washing machine has requested a lawyer
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borrowed saturn’s rings. purely for research.
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same boat. questionable navigation. excellent company.
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finding myself was supposed to be easier
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plot twist: the entire heist was for snacks.
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just watering my emotional support tabs.
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came for a breakout. became the night guard.
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monday has demands. morphy has coffee.
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went all in on dinner this is the dinner at least it's green
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HR asked for one copy i gave them a movement can't fire all of us
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