Denver, CO
Joined November 2012
Your suffering will be succotash, even in hell.
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white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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You later tonight
I’m crazy if I mix Celsius with room temperature Hennessy? Lmk
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My friend swears there's an alternative cut of The Karate Kid where the scene in which Mr Miyagi is drunk and crying is explained with the reveal that he accidentally karated his own wife and kid to death
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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the hall of WHAT?
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Diddy's Dome Done In By Drug Dealer Dudus
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus. Everything we know: tmz.me/4BcdM8K
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Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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Introducing…Dude Wipes…for HER
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(meeting rick rubin) hey aren’t you the guy from that polymarket ad?
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If a nigga tell me Meet me at MLK and Penis I’m staying my ass in the house
Michael Penix Jr.'s hometown of Dade City, FL named a street after him 🥹 @themikepenix
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not much what’s uncle pussy with you
what the fuck is uncle pussy
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just typed doordash into the doordash search bar
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clip so hard i almost liked a hate tweet
The music video for ''Stress'' by Justice. Banned from French television in 2008. Perfect advertisement for why everyone in France needs to vote for the right.
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just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist? still not paying
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