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The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live."
Always willing to make friends.
* #Btvs #buffythevampireslayer
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She shakes her head vigorously. "But what about unwinding? You know, just chilling in front of the tube? Family time??"
Her voice is going all squeaky and she's pretty sure she looks crazy by the way he's looking at her, but she can't help it. She's that shocked.
"I, uh, don't think they're all demons. Are they? Man, that makes my whole childhood questionable!"
She thought for a moment.
"What do you mean you didn't have a tv when you were a kid?! That's horrible!"
She blinked, surprised. "Um, yeah. It ripped up one of my favorite shirts."
She pauses to study him.
"I'm gonna take a guess that you weren't a Sesame Street fan as a kid, huh?"
"No!" she laughs now. "It was big, blue & fuzzy. I don't remember what Giles called it. Sorta looked like a muppet with teeth & claws."
Still smiling slightly she shook her head.
"It had a really squeaky roar, too. It almost sliced me when I got distracted by it's squeakiness."
She giggles again, shaking her head. "Oh, I suddenly remembered when I learned firsthand what 'flail' meant. I fell in a pool with my clothes and boots on, while fighting. Trying to get out was a lot harder than I thought it would be. Everyone had big laughs while watching me."
"Well,I may not have been as popular as Cordelia, but I'm way prettier. Or at least just as pretty!" She stomps her foot.
"And I might not be as smart as you, but I'm not dumb. I'd have had really good grades if I hadn't had to spend so much time saving the world!"
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"That wasn't honesty! That was just rude."
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"You and Cordy have a lot in common actually. Maybe you should have been her sister."
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"Pretty sure she's called me Clueless Girl on more than one occasion to be honest, so I feel ya there."
