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Pierre Sage will probably lose his job this week after 2 wins in 10.
Michael Carrick will keep his after 1 in 10.
Ones at Palace, the others at Man Utd.
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So last season being a World Cup year, Luke Shaw was magically fit and played every single Premier League game, I mean all 38 league games.
But this season the mysterious injuries are back?
I prefer not to speak.
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I have two terabytes of step sister suffocation pornography on my personal hard drive.
My name is Mads Hermansen and I play for West Ham United.
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
Phil retweeted
Why is Russell Brand the only one found guilty when there are entire grooming gangs who have faced zero prosecution?! 🇬🇧
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I'm going to prison for having GoldenEye on VHS, DVD and Blu-ray.
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
Phil retweeted
So the Andy Burnham has condemned Russell Brand as horrifying and praises the bravery of the women who came forward.
What about the victims of the grooming gangs that came forward? Why no praise for them?
Phil retweeted
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