I am my own domestic goddess with extra kinkiness. Data Monkey, cake decorator, nail artist, shopper & drinker. Wrapped in leopard print fur & wearing heels.
Joined January 2011
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WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW IT’S ONLY 50 DAYS UNTIL YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION YOU WON’T ADHERE TO #2019 – at Darwin, Northern Territory
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gooooob morning. today is full of possibilities. maybe i’ll do things. or maybe i won’t
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Australia , it’s like our parents have gone away for the night, no one’s in charge , we should get together, take to the streets, have a massive dance party except we’re Aussies so we’ll just sit in our lounge rooms, have a quiet beer, watch TV & ask: “What the fuck is going on?”
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A cyber hacker who was fined for implanting the chip from an opal card into his arm has had his conviction overturned @abcnews
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i didn’t do. much of anything today. but that’s alright. it’s best to stay consistent
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the human. and the human’s fren. got dressed up all fancy. to go out tonight. and apparently. i wasn’t invited.. it is not my fault. i can’t tie a tie
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⚡️ Sydney commuters react to massive change to train timetable. #SydneyTrains #7News
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A 750ml of champagne contains 5 litres of dissolved CO₂. A 70kg adult contains 120 litres of CO₂. Conclusion: people are bubblier.
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Android meets @Oreo for the sweetest treat yet. #AndroidOreo is smarter, faster, & more powerful. Open Wonder: android.com/versions/oreo-8-…
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WIN 1 of 6 Double Passes to the #Sydney #DogLoversShow on Sat 5 & Sun 6 August ($60 each)! Entries close 21/07/17...
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"I've done wine tasting so......"
Well Ray, I drink a bottle a night on my own but you don't hear me bragging about it
#MasterChefAU