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gRASS to gRASS 😂🍀 not gRASS to gRACE 😭🔴

🚨The journalists might need legal representation before asking questions today 😂

🚨 keano's number two? united might need to check whether the man comes with a complimentary hairdryer treatment 😂💀

🚨Dalot might want to avoid eye contact before he starts presenting the evidence 😂💀

🚨 🔴Manchester United have the history, the legends and the badge. what they desperately need now are players who understand that wearing the shirt is a responsibility, not just another payday 💀

That’s what makes chicharito special. ❤️ he didn't just wear the shirt, he made you feel how much it meant to him. some players leave memories, others leave a permanent place in your heart. 🇲🇽🔴

😂 no need for the personal shots, mate. football is all about opinions, and disagreeing doesn't make anyone an expert or a chancer 😉

🚨 Roy Keane wants fewer microphones and more goals. apparently the talking department has been overstaffed at united 😭😂 united's microphones have been working overtime. now keane wants the players to let their boots speak 😂🔥 keane has officially transferred responsibility from the press conference to the football pitch 💀🔴

🚨 carrick shut down the resignation rumours so quickly, even the rumour merchants didn't get their notice period 😂💀 the media had already booked the farewell interview. carrick cancelled the entire ceremony 😭🔴 united's rumour department just received an unexpected redundancy letter. carrick isn't going anywhere 😂🔥

🚨 Roy Keane is asking united to master the basics before attempting football's advanced mathematics 😂💀 united are trying to solve calculus before learning how to count to three. keane has seen enough 💀🔴

🚨 ashley young has lowered the expectations so much that basic competence is now being treated like a trophy 😂💀 united fans are asking for consistency, not a documentary about how difficult winning football matches can be 😭🔴

🚨 Roy Keane has entered the villa investigation. somebody prepare the evidence before he starts questioning the entire defence 😭💀 Unai Emery wanted answers. Roy Keane arrived with 47 follow-up questions and absolutely no patience 😂🔍 Villa dropped points and accidentally triggered a joint investigation involving two of football's most frustrated men 💀😂

🚨 Emery didn't come for questions. he came prepared to cross-examine every journalist in the building 😭⚖️ The journalists came with microphones. emery arrived with objections, evidence and a closing argument 😭😂 The press conference might need a judge and two security guards 😭😂

🚨 Roy Keane wants the united dressing room so serious even the water bottles need permission to speak 💀😂 Keane isn't asking for team bonding. he's asking for a dressing room that feels like a military inspection 😭🔴 United players might need permission before smiling after training 😂

🚨 Carrick has officially rejected the resignation rumours. the speculation department is now looking for another job 😂💀 the media had already prepared the farewell speech. carrick said everybody should calm down 😭😂

🚨 Jamie carragher has turned three points into a compulsory assignment. united better not submit a blank paper 😭😂 United have received their matchday homework. carragher is already preparing the marking scheme 💀📚 Jamie Carragher has made the expectations clear. united cannot afford another disappointment 🔴👀

🚨Manchester United players watching chicharito on television like they've just been summoned to the headteacher's office 💀🔴 Chicharito has assigned homework without even meeting the students 💀 Former Manchester united players are making sure nobody forgets what that badge represents 🔴👏

🚨 Emery saw three points slipping away and now even Roy Keane has joined the investigation 😂💀

🚨😂💀Unai Emery has entered the press conference like somebody just challenged him to a courtroom battle