Satire

England, United Kingdom
Joined December 2020
Islam Makhachev is a 2 Division UFC Champion
Today, we go war. It may be the day we lose, or it may be the day we make history.
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Jamie Vardy's club trophy resume >>>>
Was hearing Jamie Vardy’s career vs Kane just 2-3 years ago. Fuck you
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Harold Kane ballon dor for Union Berlin stat pads
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A close personal source to me who's well connected to the London Palladium has told me Kylian Mbappe won the 2026 Ballon Dor
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@CichyMMA I'm gonna investigate my sources
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Only one way to settle it, Alga. Come and get your chain back from Us.
Aljamain Sterling says Petr Yan's one title defense does not settle the bantamweight GOAT debate.👀🐐 “From a technical standpoint, if you want to say his technique is really, really good and he’s a dog when he’s in there, I 100% agree. I’m not going to dismiss that. I’m not going to deny that greatness. He’s a technical savage when he’s in there. He’s definitely in the mix. He’s in the conversation with the Dominick Cruzes, the Merabs, TJ Dillashaw. But to just go, hands down, he’s the GOAT with one title defense, it’s kind of crazy. One title defense, I don’t know if that does it for me, but he’s definitely in the conversation.” Via: @funkmasterMMA
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I don't really care about Doomsday, just a fun night out with my friends But you literally have countless 5 star letterbox scores given to generic kids movies from the 90s/2000s ☠️
I do mean disrespect if you are excited for doomsday I think you’re stupid
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Wade Plemons makes me appreciate MMA Guru, Lucas Tracey and even Kenny Okoye who cooked him. Actual bottom of the barrel dumbass when it comes to MMA and isn't even a funny character. Quite obviously leeching off the sport because Influencer Boxing Goyslop has died
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Max 3x Aldo Mosvar Lopes Ortega Yair Mendes TKZ Hendricks Bisping Penn 2x Condit Diaz Hughes 2x Shields Koscheck That's their 10 best wins. I struggle to see how Volk's isn't superior to GSP's Even for losses. Losing to Serra is worse than losing both Ilia and Islam
Trying to think of reasons why GSP is higher than Volk all time I’ve come up with nothing
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Just caught up on the Bruno Mars concert lore Yeah you can mention the black pill. But I'm with Foid FC on this one. She did nothing wrong. It says more about him being so geeked up from a short little single along at a concert
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Movsar and Usman N are not similar at all Wouldn't even categorise Usman as a wrestler. He's well rounded but not particularly well polished in any area
When Islam fought Ian Garry... USMAN NURMAGOMEDOV told DC the whole UFC is total bums Less than a month later his brother Umar got brutally knocked out Last night a guy with similar style called movsar got tko'd by Volkanovaki If Usman would Join UFC you think he would perform good against Top 5?
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Former UFC Lightweight Champion, Charles Oliveira, torture's innocent cow for fun, leaving permanent scaring on the hip as he laughs away with no remorse
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Just woke up on a Sunday morning and remembered Yan won the trilogy
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Now do y'all get it? 🫵 This feels bigger than both of the Lopes wins imo, certainly the 2nd one
Movsar is "the bad guy" fans wanna see lose while being good enough to be a threat & great win for Volk A really good & fresh next defence. Hence why Volk wants it But #They will say a Yair rematch of a dominant loss in 2023 is better bc he's "more likable & fun"
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Guys were beefing over Mosvar vs Ilia only for both to get battered by 38 year old Unc's
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"Alexander Volkanovksi"
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R1: 10-9 Volk Close round. Mosvar is landing sneaky shots
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Yan is Champ again Yan now has a title defence Yan won the trilogy
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YAN WON THE TRILOGY
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R5: 10-9 Yan Total: 48-47 Yan
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