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These lands are savage and I am here to conquer them.

Joined July 2012
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It's really funny to me that self-depricating humor is often played as a millennial own but I see it more often come from Gen Z these days.
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Y'all notice how billionaires only talk like this when they're about to lose a lot of money very fast?
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Partner flashed me their ass and I shouted "It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" Happy Halloween
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Fuck I need this shirt
His midichlorians are off the charts
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Purchased.
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Finally, weaponized schizophrenia
Absolute Justice #1 PREVIEW! Out in April 2027!
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Having the Daleks in this is like having Nazis be the main antagonists on Teletubbies.
A whole new generation of #DoctorWho fans are about to begin their own adventure! 🌟 Here is your first look at DOCTOR WHO: TARDIS CREW, a brand new animated series coming soon to CBeebies and BBC iPlayer. Find out more 👉 bbc.in/46YLFMi
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Replying to @Uh_spunj
Trans Larfleeze when she sees a woman with bigger boobs than her
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The original video was made by YouTube Channel "Steamed Sam" Channel Link: youtube.com/@steamedsam Video Link: youtu.be/rv9io5J63mQ
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Just saw Primetime Fuck, Robby P, if ya didn't knock it out of the park with again! My one complaint is that the movie didn't make my skin crawl the way I wanted it too. That may partially have to do with what I already know of the production of To Catch a Predator, but still.
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Finished Lanterns Fun take on John Stewart's origin, Hal Jordan is a treat, Guy Gardiner even played a fun role. A very good first (proper) outing of the GLs in Gunn's universe. I see people saying it's not a very good "superhero show', but I think that is missing the point.
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"I wanna watch football and eat food! But women's, buh uh, but women, they supposed to be loving us!" is hands down one of my favorite vocal stims. He genuinely and sincerely believes women are supposed to be loving us.
Happy “Man eat steak. Woman eat salad” day to all who celebrate.
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make sure to check your prerelease bulk guys
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I've been saying "it's Glummy" around the home under my breath, out of fear of explaining the reference to my partners.
The BFG (2016) (CAM, credit to and submitted by RigbyGender)
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