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Ramblings of a saturnine, misophonic misanthrope.

Joined November 2011
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I'm in a mood. A very bad mood. The worse mood. What I'm trying to say is fuck you. Well not you. You're cool. But you? Yeah, fuck you.
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Neil Gaiman is such a profound disappointment. He spent his life creating beautiful work for people who needed an escape all while secretly being exactly the monster so many of us needed the escape from. To me, that feels like a very specific, very sinister kind of betrayal.
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Anybody else in a perpetual state of anger and horror since November? No? Okay.
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Behold the mighty Cheetos Moth.
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We used to be a proper country. With properly decorated chariots. #Frazetta
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If the mood hits me to rearrange furniture, I'm doing it. Idc whose house I'm in.
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WELL I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T CARE! - an online discourse in 87 parts.
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Trouble sleeping? Get some dolls for your bedroom. They always help.
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From a licensed DC Comics t-shirt:
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In the winter all of my body hair connects like Pangaea.
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If you’re having a bad day, just remember: I’m proud of you. Keep up the chaos.
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If your grocery cart is full, the self-checkout is not for you. It’s for people with a Coke, a pack of gum and laundry detergent. Learn your place please, this country needs to function correctly on at least some level
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Is Jameis Winston okay?
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i tried to take a selfie with a toad i caught but I forgot i had my headlamp on so it just looks like he’s getting raptured
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I just realized it's not Thursday and now I'm REALLY pissed off
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We still talk about you
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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty dissapointed in them ever since though.
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You want my advice? Okay, I'll give you advice. Never, ever, EVER startle a skunk. (I was sprayed by a skunk last night.) (And THEN my son was sprayed while helping ME after I was sprayed.) (It was like a children's book gone horribly wrong.)
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