Plaintiffs attorneys gearing up for the inevitable flying car lawsuits

Anybody else reach their peak proofreading performance after they hit send or e-file?

Nothing funnier than a judge denying your motion to continue, giving you a whole speech about "no more delays," and then putting you 67th on the trial docket. See you two hurricane seasons from now, your honor.

Before I could stop her, my wife jumped on my laptop and closed my 97 emotional support Westlaw tabs. Some people have a therapy dog. I have 14 tabs on the economic loss rule and a case from 2016 that now seems ancient (when I graduated from law school) and is making me feel old AF.

My favorite cases are fraud cases. Nothing gets me going like a guy with a fake Rolex, leased lambo, three LLCs registered to a UPS Store, and a "passive income mentorship program." Always 120k followers on their social media and 50 likes on each post. You also get to meet the worst people in Florida, and I say that knowing what Florida is.

Therapy is $200 an hour. Litigation is $750. Naturally, the American consumer chooses to file a federal breach of contract suit over a used pontoon boat so they can legally mandate a licensed professional to review twelve years of family group chats.

Anthropic: We are going to kill you OpenAl: We are going to kill you first Law Firms: 2 senior partners just learned how to save a doc as a PDF

When your client goes rogue at the deposition

who needs drugs when you can get

Commercial litigation tip #1: don't let your client chase opposing counsel out of the deposition, badger them into the elevator, ride down still badgering them, record the whole thing, and post it online. Follow me for more legal tips!

Me, explaining how staffing at my firm works

How I feel after a whole day of reviewing docs

Me on hour 6 of an assignment the Partner swore "should only take an hour"