The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo. Occasionally tweets in non-haiku format. Gotta be flexible. #Resist #VoteBlue #VaccinesSaveLives #BeKindRewind
Just behind that skyscraper.
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BREAKING - I'VE SOLVED AN INTERNATIONAL MYSTERY! @Nestle
Part 1: 12 tons of Kit Kat bars are stolen from a shipment in Italy.
Part 2: A sculpture of a Ferrari race car MADE OF KIT KAT BARS shows up.
Part 3: George Clooney walks away with the girl and a bag full of money.
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Every MAGAt in this picture has been accused, indicted, convicted of, or found civilly liable for sex crimes. Three are currently in jail.
Andrew Tate @Cobratate - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
Russell Brand @rustyrockets - Convicted of Rape
Donald Trump @DonaldTrump - Civilly Liable / A federal Judge stated he raped E. Jean Caroll
Mike Tyson @MikeTyson - Convicted of Rape
Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA - Civilly liable for Sexual Assault
Lawrence Taylor @LT_56 - Registered Sex Offender. Arrest for sex with a minor.
Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
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Donny has declared that his fugly Oval Bordello is now a national monument that must be preserved forever. I have a much better idea what to do with all his vulgar nonsense. Thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain. Link is here: bit.ly/4j2SYIz
ALT See you in court, if you think that’s ever going to happen, fuckface. Every president gets to decorate their own Oval Office. It’s historical precedent. I have a better idea. Instead of deeming Dear Leader’s vulgar monuments to himself to be worthy of preservation, how about creating a National Registry of Fucking Eyesores To Be Demolished? Because that’s what Donny’s really leaving behind. Fucking eyesores, to be demolished. The Epstein Dance Hall where the East Wing used to be. The Epstein Parking Lot where the Rose Garden used to be. The Epstein Trough of Rancid Water where the Reflecting Pool used to be. The Epstein Helipad where the South Lawn used to be. Those gold-plated Epstein Lions that are apparently already peeling. And, of course, the Saddam Hussein Cheesecake Experience where the Oval Office used to be.
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Winter is coming and our friend @eugenehmg needs help feeding the rescued cats and paying his rent in Ukraine. I just made a contribution, hope you do too.
Unfortunately we lost almost 50% of Patreon supporters this year. We cannot cover even rent now. If you can sign up for Cats on Mars Patreon - please do. Even 5-10 a month would help a lot. Thank you !!!
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The man who boasted of his Christianity lost to a fisherman, who chose humility over self-promotion.
Just as Christ himself said in the Bible: those who announce their faith in the marketplace are hypocrites, and the fishermen who humbly follow the path of righteousness will cast their net and bring in the harvest of men.
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Tandberg TCD-3004 (Norway, 1980-84)
3-head, really BIG and rare cassette deck
type I, CrO2, Metal
Noise Reduction: B
Frequency Response: 19Hz to 21kHz (Metal tape)
Signal to Noise Ratio: 70dB
Wow and Flutter: 0.09%
THD: 3%
10.3 kg
#tandberg #tapedeck #vintageaudio #retrohifi
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JD Vance: we only lost because of literally everything we did.
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Today is Glenn Frey's Birthday. He would've been 78. May He Rest In Peace.
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On Wednesday the stock market was way up,... and Trump was quick to take credit for it.
On Thursday the stock market went down about the same amount,... and of course,... not a word from President Crazypants. 😛
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In Fahrenheit 451, the chief book-burner, Captain Beatty, describes how reading became obsolete because the public demanded increasingly fast-paced entertainments, and those entertainments slowly corroded their ability to think. “Books cut shorter. Condensations. Digests, tabloids. Everything boils down to the gag, the snap ending. Classics cut to fit fifteen-minute radio shows, then cut again to fill a two-minute book column … Many were those whose sole knowledge of Hamlet was a one-page digest in a book that claimed, ‘Now at last you can read all the classics.’ … School is shortened, discipline relaxed, philosophies, histories, languages dropped, English and spelling gradually neglected, finally almost completely ignored. Life is immediate, the job counts, pleasure lies all about after work. Why learn anything save pressing buttons, pulling switches?”
In this passage Ray Bradbury foretells the intellectual hollowing out of the working class, the advent of AI-generated “summaries” of classic novels, the attention-frying culture of short-form video, the relaxation of educational standards into non-existence. All of this in a book published in 1953.
Unfortunately, Cruz held dual citizenship (born to an American mother in Canada), and renounced his Canadian citizenship. That's why he could run back in 2016.
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Kudos to JD Vance for having the courage to come out against the war one day after 70 million voters came out against the war @JordanKlepper
