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David Morton

@Goober451

Dad of the wonderful olivia and 4 others. - By olivia, your welcome dad :)

Joined May 2010
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I know it’s been said again and again, but what does it say about ChatControl that its backers keep explicitly *exempting* law enforcement and national security accounts from content scanning?
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HT @xkcd
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Fact check: I drew this before becoming a parent and this conversation never did happen for me. My daughter (3 years) doesn’t even use the word internet. Internet is just an expectation. Truly an incredible shift in my lifetime
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MrBeast
@MrBeast22 Jan 2024
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Why are we training babies to swim through underwater wreckage? 🙂
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And people complain about the High-5 here in Dallas.
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@engineers_feed24 Nov 2023
amazing engineering xitter.gq/Enezator/status/172767…
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In ServiceNow any ticket that gets assigned to our group gets auto-closed if the caller is from New Jersey, because there’s just no helping them.
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I thought word of all the neat Windows shortcuts had already gone around already, but in order to save some people some time: Win+V: Cyclical copy/paste buffer Win+Shift+S: Snipping tool for quick partial screenshots Win+Period: Emoji selector
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Steve Gibson@SGgrc6 Oct 2023
“ValiDrive” New GRC Windows utility to quickly spot-check any USB mass storage drive for deliberate sizing fraud and errors: grc.com/validrive.htm Over the next day I'll be fleshing out its description page. But the Windows App is ready for the world now! 👍
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Just because you are a back-end developer, it doesn't mean you cannot come up with a beautiful UI design.
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Did you know that if you hold CTRL it will pause Task Manager updating, which means the process names don't move around and are easier to select when you're sorted by resource usage? 👀 Works in both Windows 10 & 11
A random screenshot of task manager (which I happen to use in dark theme)

ALT A random screenshot of task manager (which I happen to use in dark theme)

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Finally found a vehicle big enough for the whole family.
Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) profile pictureTrung Phan
@TrungTPhan27 Jul 2023
The inside of the Dubai Giant Hummer — 3x bigger than a normal one — is insane. The 21-foot tall vehicle is basically a small house on wheels with a toilet, living room and ladders to enter.
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Gregor@LoadingArtist12 Jul 2023
5 panel comic. 1st panel: guy and girl on couch with popcorn, guy says "this movie is great you're gonna love it!". 2nd panel: TV displays "NOT AS GOOD AS YOU REMEMBER". 3rd panel: Guy looks concerned, girl looks bored. 4th panel: TV displays "ALSO A LOT LONGER THAN YOU THOUGHT". 5th panel: Guy is panicking and sweating, clutching the couch arm rest

ALT 5 panel comic. 1st panel: guy and girl on couch with popcorn, guy says "this movie is great you're gonna love it!". 2nd panel: TV displays "NOT AS GOOD AS YOU REMEMBER". 3rd panel: Guy looks concerned, girl looks bored. 4th panel: TV displays "ALSO A LOT LONGER THAN YOU THOUGHT". 5th panel: Guy is panicking and sweating, clutching the couch arm rest

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Matt Johansen
@mattjay12 Jul 2023
The rookie years breaking into infosec are rough. I felt like an idiot most of the time. Didn't understand the acronym soup. I couldn't even figure out what to ask half the time. I was so lost. Here are 13 infosec career hacks I wish I had known when I was getting started:
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Being standing up: what are you ingesting Being on couch: it’s an energy rod [Being on couch holds up their energy rod] Being on couch: observe the strenuous action depicted Being standing up: do you plan to scale rugged terrain Being on couch: yes Being on couch: the rugged terrain of daily existence Being standing up: fair

ALT Being standing up: what are you ingesting Being on couch: it’s an energy rod [Being on couch holds up their energy rod] Being on couch: observe the strenuous action depicted Being standing up: do you plan to scale rugged terrain Being on couch: yes Being on couch: the rugged terrain of daily existence Being standing up: fair

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