Father, Veteran, Artist. I LOVE My Family, USA, NFL, Stocks & Crypto❤️ Future @doginaldogs hodler. 💬DM for Collabs + DM to buy ETSY items with CRYPTO💬
Indianapolis, IN
Joined June 2021
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Do you know what the difference is between
2 girls 1 Cup
&
2 comrades 1 Cup
The comrades knew they had to share the Cup, so nobody shit in it.
But, you do you queens!
You see all these based people freaking out over these elections?
Doesn't change me one bit.
Retard for life mfkers!
Asking for a friend...
Do we get free gender transitions now?
I'm looking forward to getting my first abortion.
Waking up & realizing that even though I have testicles I can now use any bathroom I want.
Ahhh the perks of liberalism.
I forgot BAYC existed
Once the most relevant #NFT project
Now they're forgotten
@doginaldogs is far more relevant today
Just saying
Looks like a lot more blue on the map than before
Guess higher gas prices & no promised checks wasn't popular
People don't like being fed bullshit
Imagine that
I don't care if the entire US map turns blue.
I won't have pronouns in my bio.
I will continue to say Retard.
What's going to happen? People will stop buying my stuff?
Jokes on you! Nobody's buying it anyway😂
It's Monday, so let's go get it.
Oh, I just watched a video where a donkey beat a black bears ass all around a field.
Why did I add that? So you'll look it up😂🤣
At what point did people in long-term relationships come to the conclusion that it should always be perfect or else it isn't going to work?
You know how your grandparents were married 40 years?
They fkn worked for it you Retards.
Been chilling at a Halloween festival all day.
Now it's time to fuel up! All you can eat buffet here I come.
Guess what happens when you vote for the same people over & over & over again?
Nothing. Not a damn thing will change.
I'm Retarded & I know that much.
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Hey @doginaldogs dogs did you guys have #NFTs hacked & stolen?
I see other people saying things, so I prefer to go to the source.
P.S. Love you❤️
On your way home today make sure to have a drink to celebrate @SirPatStew Patrick Stewart.
Preferably not while commuting, but you do you.