like a vibrator in an earthquake

Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2009
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Pleased to announce that I have been promoted to General Support from Colonel Support.
More like Echo Can't Park. Who can find a spot in that neighborhood! #EchoPark #ParkingTroubles #car
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First time in Louisville and wondering if I should eat at @jonsandwichshop or Ollie’s.
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Be rootin Be tootin And by god beat Putin But most of all Be kind
Dan Harmon hired by Disney+ to reboot Community ... but with obscure extended universe Star Wars characters.
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I don’t care whose house I’m at, I will flip your toilet paper roll if it’s on the wrong way.
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Uncle Baby Bobby retweeted
dragging a large wooden cross around times square and wearing a shirt that says “i am rob manfred”
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Pitch for all the movie execs out there: John C. Reilly as Frankenstein’s monster. (Sorry, just saw Licorice Pizza.)
New Zealand grocery stores allow you to be shirtless and shoeless inside and I have to admit it’s weirding me out a little.
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What should I name my future bonded pair of rescue cats?
14%Pistol & Jobin
0%Cookie & King-Lu
43%Wu & Swidgen
43%Omar & Kennard
7 votes • Final results
For all fans of basketball and steaks ...
A good sealing valve that won't fly off when you flush.
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I love game changers. I get tired of most games so quickly that I’m always looking for game changers. Send me some game changing shit. DM me shit that will just completely fucking make a new game out of an old one.
"Portal you can GO TO THE POLLS"
Uncle Baby Bobby retweeted
When I try to guess a girl's favorite Greek letter
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Not sure who needs to hear this (or will care), but Stephin Merritt is the American Chris Knox.
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My cakes from Wingstop will be here in 45-55min. I got a variety of dipping sauces to go with them.
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Is this @AdamFriedland ?
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Just finished serving my five years in prison for copying and distributing a copyrighted motioned picture without consent. Now to chip away at that $250,000 fine.
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