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Joined January 2013
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I'd only be a stripper if people put garlic bread in my g-string.
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Don’t ever make someone feel like they’re difficult to love just because you’re fucked up about your own feelings.
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I have this self destructive habit of speaking my mind.
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If she looks like she’ll ruin your life, kiss her anyway.
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If the Holy Bible were written in 2019
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I'm far too good looking to be this clumsy.
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Mentally and emotionally I’m bulletproof. I done been through the worst of the worst so when them hard time hit me, I already be expecting it...
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I can’t right now. I’m in a committed threesome.
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I’m the girl with the go fuck yourself eyes.
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When you're on day 3 detoxing from opiates and find out staring into the sun can boost dopamine
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Life hack of the day: Stay single and flirt with everyone and die alone because nobody in the world during your lifetime could find it in themself to love you.
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The gas station attendant walking in the restroom after you've been in there for an hour
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And then Satan said, “you should mansplain it to her.”
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But she’s such a beautiful sickness.
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Everyone wants to talk about restless leg syndrome when they are dopesick. But no one talks about restless penis syndrome.
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Heroin is just intravenous Tylenol.
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I want to go back to a time where you could tell by the headlights in your mirror if it was a cop or not. Officer Owen in the undercover Smart Car isn’t a fair playing field.
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I used to try to snort my drugs out of Sour Punch Straws to make myself feel like “I’m not that bad off”.
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Nobody: Me: RECREATIONAL HEROIN USE SHOULD BE A THING
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Nobody: Random white chick with 30 days sober, short bangs, and armpit hair: “We live in an intolerant, bigoted, and patriarchal society full of injustices. Here’s how we fix it...”
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